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KidzKantKountTruth
candy, CHIPS, Communication, consequences, COOKIES, electronics, family, Honesty, ice cream, Kids, KidzKantKountTruth, lying.., milestone birthday, overreacting, parenting, pizza, quality time, SNACKS, Soda, Trust, Truth, video games
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with mystery and intrigue.
Picture this: you log on to play with your kids on your milestone birthday weekend. You’ve got a mountain of snacks ready to fuel your gaming session. But uh-oh, someone ate your favorite cookies! The culprit remains a mystery as your kids refuse to confess.
Join our server for a chance to solve cookie capers and uncover the truth behind missing snacks. Will you be able to crack the case and restore peace to your virtual world? Or will the cookie thief remain at large, causing chaos and mayhem?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of snack-stealing shenanigans on our server. Join now for a chance to become the ultimate detective and snack connoisseur!

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New Server IP
CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
awkward, awkward moments, awkward situations, Caught in the act, caught off guard, comical situations, Creepercraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing encounters, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny, funny incidents, funny mishaps, funny stories, Minecraft, privacy invasion, Server, surprise interruptions, unexpected, unexpected encounters, unexpected moments, unexpected visitors
Have you ever been caught building a giant statue of a chicken in your backyard? Or maybe someone stumbled upon you trying to ride a pig around town like a noble steed? Well, if you’re looking for a place where your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true, then you need to join our server!
Our server is a magical place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Go for it! Feel like turning the ocean into a giant bowl of jello? Why not!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking sheep who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for woolly domination, or will you stand against them and defend the realm?
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll walk in on next!

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New Server IP
BlockBustersCraft
BlockBustersCraft, comfort zone, comparison, fear of failure, fear of success, imposter syndrome, lack of clarity, lack of confidence, lack of direction, lack of discipline, lack of motivation, lack of resources, lack of skills, lack of support, limiting beliefs, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, self-doubt, self-sabotage
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant dancing taco. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to give out free hugs (just watch out for the explosions).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and rainbow-colored sheep. The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

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New Server IP
SushiCraft: Taiwan-Japan Minecraft Server
1972, Asia-Pacific region, defense alliance, defense collaboration, defense partnership, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic relations, east asia, historical event, international relations, Japan, joint maritime exercise, military cooperation, military drills, military training, Minecraft, naval forces, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, security cooperation, Server, SushiCraft, taiwan, TaiwanJapan
come join our epic minecraft server where taiwan and japan are teaming up for the first time since the dinosaurs roamed the earth!!! we got boats, we got swords, we got blocky islands to conquer together like never before!!! sail the high seas with your new bff from across the ocean and show those creepers who’s boss in this historic alliance of pixelated proportions!!! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to build bridges and blow up bridges with our amazing community of players from all over the world!!! join now and be a part of minecraft history!!!

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New Server IP
CraftyChopsticks
bilateral relations, Canadian criticism, China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyChopsticks, Diplomacy, diplomatic communication, diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic tensions, Dispute Resolution, foreign policy, fractured relations, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, International cooperation, international relations, MENDING, Politics, tolerance
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas and chopsticks out of blocks! we have a secret underground base where we hide all the maple syrup from the evil canadian overlords. if you join now, you can help us defeat the mighty dragon made out of fortune cookies and take over the land of dim sum! plus, we have a strict no-canadian-criticism policy because we only accept compliments about our amazing human-rights record. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show those canucks who’s boss in this wacky world of blocky adventures!

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New Server IP
TipCraft: Where tipping is encouraged!
best practice, business world, customer service, encouraged, gratuity, hospitality industry, service industry, TipCraft, Tipping, tipping behavior, tipping controversy, tipping culture, tipping customs, tipping debate, tipping economy, tipping etiquette, tipping expectations, tipping habits, tipping norms, tipping practices, tipping system, tipping trends, worst practice
haha u ever been on a minecraft server where u can tip ur fellow players with diamonds? well u better join this server cuz we got the most epic tipping culture in the whole blocky world.
one time, a player tipped a creeper with a baked potato and it actually turned into a friendly pet creeper that followed them around and exploded on command. true story bro.
another time, someone tipped a villager with a golden apple and it transformed into a super villager that could fly and shoot lasers from its eyes. it was lit.
so if u wanna be part of a server where tipping is not just encouraged but essential for survival, then come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. just saying.

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New Server IP
The Shortbranch Posse: A Minecraft Adventure with Races, Classes, and Quests! Version 1.20.1
1.20.1, 11 Classes, 6 Dungeons, 9 Races, A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience, Adventure, An ever-expanding selection of Pets, and rebuild a shattered land, and uncover ancient secrets, Battle dark forces, Classes, Deity System, Discord, dynamic map, Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch, Explore fantastical towns and locales, Forge alliances with diverse races, Frequent Updates, Hone your skills, Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom, Minecraft, posse, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Shortbranch, Tons of Quests, Trailer, Version, We’ve just added new cosmetic headgear for each race., Wiki, Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows
IP MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version 1.20.1
Overview
A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!
Features
- 11 Classes
- 9 Races
- Tons of Quests
- An ever-expanding selection of Pets
- 6 Dungeons
- Deity System
- Frequent Updates
We’ve just added new cosmetic headgear for each race!
Links
- Dynamic Map
- Wiki
- Discord
- Trailer
FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simply enter the server IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client and join the realm of Longbirch!
Q: Are there specific rules on the server?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules in our Discord server or on the Wiki.
Q: Can I play solo or is multiplayer required?
A: You can play solo or join forces with other players to tackle challenges in Longbirch. The choice is yours!
Q: How often are updates released?
A: We strive to provide frequent updates to enhance the gameplay experience. Stay tuned for new features and content!
Q: Can I suggest new features or provide feedback?
A: Absolutely! We welcome player feedback and suggestions to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord or Wiki.
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New Server IP
ChillChat Minecraft Server
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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with turbofaggots, sexual innuendos, and the quest to find a fren robro who won’t make your first time be with a man! Our server is so insane, you’ll admit you’re retarded for not joining sooner. So come on in and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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New Server IP
FlexCraft Minecraft Server
#gamer, 8-bit, classic games, console, FlexCraft, Flexing, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming industry, Gaming influencers, gaming technology, gaming trends, Minecraft, nes, Nintendo, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, video games, vintage
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a player who has been flexing since the days of the NES. That’s right, this player was building pixelated masterpieces before Minecraft was even a twinkle in Notch’s eye.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a horde of angry chickens attacking a group of unsuspecting players, all while a giant lava monster wreaks havoc in the background. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…well, it’s just another day on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.

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New Server IP
MineCrafty Minds Server
#revelation, belated discovery, belated epiphany, delayed comprehension, delayed revelation, delayed understanding, enlightenment, epiphany, extended confusion, gradual realization, Long Time, Minds.., minecrafty, overdue realization, prolonged confusion, protracted enlightenment, realization, Server, slow comprehension, slow realization, sudden insight, tardy realization, Understanding
Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secrets of the game faster than it takes a creeper to explode! We have a secret underground society of villagers who will teach you how to build epic structures in record time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft master in no time!

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New Server IP

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.20.1

Overview

Features

Links

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

Q: Can I play solo or is multiplayer required?

Q: How often are updates released?

Q: Can I suggest new features or provide feedback?