Metaforating – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

Authenticity, BlockyLove, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, consent, empowerment, experimentation, Exploration, growth, Intimacy, mindfulness, Minecraft, Pleasure, Reflection, relationships, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, sex education, Vulnerability

Hey there, future Minecraft legends! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever witness. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs!

And as for advice about your sex life? Well, let’s just say our server is so lit that even your younger self would be getting some serious game. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among the pixelated chaos!

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UnsolvedCraft: No Explanation

baffling conundrums, baffling mysteries, conspiracy theories, cryptic events, eerie happenings, enigmatic mysteries, enigmatic puzzles, Explanation, inexplicable events, mysterious disappearances, mysterious events, paranormal activity, perplexing cases, perplexing enigmas, plausible explanation, strange occurrences, supernatural occurrences, unexplainable phenomena, unexplained phenomenon., unresolved questions, unsolved mystery, UnsolvedCraft

Come join our Minecraft server where the unsolved mystery of why creepers explode when you get too close has baffled scientists for years! Some say it’s because they ate too many spicy tacos, while others believe they’re just really bad at holding in their gas. But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to uncover the truth while dodging exploding green monsters left and right! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a few explosions of your own!

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IneffiCraft: Where Efficiency Goes to Die

advanced society, Advanced technology, current age, Die, efficiency, Humanity, inefficiency, inefficiency in advancements, inefficiency in humanity, inefficiency in progress, inefficiency in society, inefficiency in technology, inefficient practices, inefficient systems, IneffiCraft, innovation, mind-blowing technology, modern age, modern technology, progress, technological advancements, technological inefficiencies

LOL come join dis MINECRAFT server where we do EVERYTHING in da most INEFFICIENT way possible!

we build houses with upside down stairs, mine diamonds with wooden pickaxes, and ride pigs into battle against creepers!

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is backwards.

Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before. It’s a total disaster and we LOVE it!

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PokeBlocks

Adventure, battle, Captivating, catch Pokémon, Champion, Development, Events, evolve Pokémon, Explore, Features, French, Immersive, Minecraft, Pixelmon, PixelmonFR, Pokeblocks, pokemon, Pokemon Universe, Quests, Rewards, Server, train Pokémon

Welcome to Pokeblocks, the PixelmonFR server! Dive into the Pokémon universe on Pokeblocks, a modded French Minecraft server that invites you to experience an immersive and captivating adventure.

Catch over 900 Pokémon in the wild or by battling other players. Train your Pokémon and evolve them to become the most powerful. Face your friends in thrilling battles and become the ultimate champion. Explore a vast and beautiful world filled with secrets to discover. Participate in events and quests to obtain unique rewards. And much more ! The Pokeblocks team is working hard to add new features and continuously improve the gaming experience. Join us now and be part of the adventure!

Please note that the server is still under development, and some features may not yet be functional.

91.197.6.222:25578

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New Yawn SMP – where the most exciting thing is watching paint dry

#exciting, Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Creative, Custom, DRY, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, java, marketplace, Minigames, paint, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, serverads, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Watching, Whitelist, yawn

Welcome to New Dawn!
A whitelisted survival Minecraft server that sticks to vanilla, with the minimum needed to keep it off of an anarchy and support the rules! On this server there is no griefing or stealing from bases, and there is a shop system with diamonds!
Join at https://discord.gg/Fp4t2jSNb6

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to first join the Discord server at the provided link. From there, you can request to be whitelisted and receive the server IP.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules such as no griefing, no stealing from bases, and respecting other players. Be sure to read the full rules on the Discord server.

Q: Is this server completely vanilla?

A: The server sticks to vanilla as much as possible, but there are some added features like the shop system with diamonds to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist process on the Discord server.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can report any issues or ask for help in the Discord server. The moderators and admins are there to assist you with any problems you may encounter.

KissCraft Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, controversy, cpr, criticism, debate, Fan Service, japanese animation, Kill la Kill, kiss, KissCraft, LGBTQ, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, Media, Minecraft, promare, representation, same sex, Scenes, Server, Unnecessary

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have enough drama and excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have same-sex kiss/CPR scenes happening left and right! Who knew building blocks could be so steamy? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our world of love and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden chest at spawn, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can reenact your favorite anime scenes in pixelated glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the romance begin!

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DiamondDick Minecraft SMP

DiamondDick, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on RICHARD SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join RICHARD SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. The only way to stop it? A dance-off, of course! And that’s just a typical Tuesday on RICHARD SMP.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Can you find it and bust a move with the explosive guests?

Join us on RICHARD SMP for endless laughs, epic pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness on RICHARD SMP!

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Niece-Free Zone: Minecraft Edition

Asshole, college, Communication, Condo, DAUGHTER, Dispute, Edition, family, Immediate Yes, living arrangements, Minecraft, Niece, NieceFree, Northeast, not letting, ownership, relationship, School, sibling, South, State, Zone

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating complicated family dynamics while building your dream world.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find out that your daughter’s cousin from the South wants to move into her condo. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re the dad and you have to make the ultimate decision! Will you say yes and risk the wrath of your daughter? Or will you say no and face the wrath of your sister? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world! 😂🎮🔥

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EuroWTFmoments

AMERICANS, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural shock, Culture Shock, Europe, European customs, EuroWTFmoments, experiences, eye-opening moments, foreign countries, observations, shock, strange encounters, Surprises, tourism, travel, travel experiences, travel stories, unexpected moments, WTF moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a soggy potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server and experience the craziest WTF moments that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper exploding in your face. From villagers doing the Macarena to pigs flying on jetpacks, you never know what absurdity awaits you around every corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to throw tea parties with the players. And rumor has it that if you can beat him in a dance-off, he’ll give you a diamond-encrusted crown fit for a Minecraft king.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs Europe when you have our server to provide all the WTF moments you could ever dream of?

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PotionCrafters

bottles, cold, cold medicine, Congestion, convenience, cough, dosage, easy to use, Fever, flu, flu medicine, liquid medicine, Medicine, mouthwash, nighttime relief, NyQuil, PotionCrafters, runny nose, sleep aid, sore throat, squeeze to dose

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the craziest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. that’s what this server is all about, dude.

we got, like, a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for, like, space technology and stuff. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. you can trade those eggs for, like, special weapons and armor. it’s nuts, dude.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. imagine building a house out of chocolate blocks, man. it’s the dream.

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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