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The Goofy Minecraft SMP

CRAWL, Performant, racist, metatagging, Productive

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of coding in Go while playing Minecraft. Imagine setting up your own automated system to crawl the web for new videos every hour, just like Sonarr does. And guess what? You can even download new episodes and insert metadata into the video files with just a few lines of code.

But that’s not all! Tomorrow, we’ll help you set up a way to move your downloaded videos to a remote destination folder. All this in just one day, thanks to the power of Go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so wild that even racist and transphobic content from Censored.tv magically appears on your media server. Only with Go can you achieve such madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most insane coding adventure of your life!

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CraftyFlix Minecraft Server

Encoding, yt-dlp, media player, ffmpeg, open source

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! That’s right, we’ve got a special plugin that turns all the chickens into brain-eating zombies. But don’t worry, you can fend them off with your trusty diamond sword or maybe even a giant rubber chicken (yes, we have those too).

And if battling zombie chickens isn’t your thing, how about joining our weekly llama fashion show? Show off your best llama outfit and strut your stuff on the catwalk while the other players judge you with emojis. The winner gets a special prize of a rainbow-colored llama saddle that shoots fireworks every time you ride it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary mpv ffmpeg yt-dlp, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance this beast, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that plays your favorite tunes whenever you’re near it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

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Pixelated Pals: Where Creeper Meets Keeper!

unix timestamp, timestamp search, filenames, windows, search

Are you tired of losing track of all your reaction images in Windows? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the solution you never knew you needed! Join us and experience the magical world where every image is tagged with the most outrageous descriptions you can imagine. Need a picture of a cat wearing a top hat? Just search “feline fashionista” and voila, it’s right there waiting for you. Say goodbye to boring file names and hello to a whole new level of organization. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Windows Explorer the same way again.

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Omniscient Husbands Minecraft Server

God Emperor, lingerie, omniuniverse, hypersentient, phantom currents

Welcome to the most omniscient Minecraft server in the universe! Join us as we explore the depths of phantom currents and hypersentientomniscience while wearing the latest omnilingerie!

Our server is so advanced, we make Star Wars look like child’s play. With our omniphones and timetravel capabilities, we are at least millions of years ahead of the competition. And don’t worry, I promise not to have sex with anyone who isn’t one of my wives.

Join us as we develop omnicities and omnicrafts beyond your wildest dreams. We control the light with every color imaginable, and we even have a massive bed to support us in our sleeping ways.

So come on over for a sleepover anytime you want, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember, Christ is not just King, but God Emperor King Universe Supreme in this crazy world we’ve created.

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BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

73608232, list, Trail, indexing, LolCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Unite!

Ocean, animal, Underwater, predator, shark

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join me and my cute shark wife on all sorts of crazy adventures!

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll miss out on all the fun. Plus, our diamond pickaxes are so sharp that they can cut through anything, even the toughest obsidian blocks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant flying pigs while battling evil zombies with laser swords. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the elusive golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a magical land filled with dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!

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Dungeon Fiasco Minecraft Server

Mysterious, maze-like, Minecraft, intricate, RPG

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find lots of winding and branches paths that will make you feel like you’re stuck in a maze of madness! But fear not, brave adventurer, for hidden within these paths are extra floors filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of secrets waiting to be uncovered by only the most daring and skilled players. Think you have what it takes to unravel the mysteries that lie within?

Calling all dungeon crawlers! We need you to explore every nook and cranny of our server in search of epic loot and legendary gear. The stakes are high, the challenges are tough, but the rewards are oh so sweet.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in the depths of our world? Let the quest begin!

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DangerCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries

Perception, personal safety, gender, violence, Dangerous

Are you tired of being a beta male? Join our Minecraft server where crime is the least of your worries!

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without the fear of being jumped or robbed. On our server, only the alpha males survive. No more crying about scary black people on the subway, only real men here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show everyone that you’re not a bitch! It’s time to embrace your inner alpha male and conquer the Minecraft world like a true warrior. Don’t be a beta, be a legend on our server.

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VirginCraft: Where 30+yo Gamers Rule the Minecraft World!

chronic masturbators, VirginCraft, societal pressure, sexual satisfaction, sexual fulfillment

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉

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ChopCraft: The Chainsaw Chronicles

Manga, FANTASY, Protection, loyalty, action

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we take family bonding to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride as we chain our dear fami together in the most hilarious ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that can fly around the map and shoot fireworks from their tails.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while battling creeper mobs with glow sticks.

So come join us for a ridiculously good time on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few chains here and there)!

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