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Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	109	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with their basic rules and bland landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with a nice blue board that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a sea of creativity.

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. We’ve got players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, and legends of a secret diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers dare to explore.

So come on and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions (we don’t talk about those). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds. Let’s get crafting, my friends!

Mom’s Power Source: Mitochondria Mix-Up

batteries, body cells, cellular biology, cellular development, cellular energy, cellular function, cellular health, cellular structure, genetic inheritance, genetics, health consequences, Maternal inheritance, maternal mitochondria, Mitochondria, mitochondrial DNA, mitochondrial elimination, Mitochondrial function, mitochondrial health, Mitochondrial Research, mixup, moms, paternal mitochondria, power, research, source

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how u get ur batteries from ur mom, right? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level. like, ur entire body runs on mom’s batteries, no joke. but here’s the catch – if u don’t eliminate ur dad’s batteries like u should, u could face some serious health probs. like, ur body could glitch out or something, it’s wild.

but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, candace, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, gig, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Web Event, Xilonen

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	229	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds!

Our server is so epic that even Xilonen herself would want to play here. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret character skins that will make your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think you’re dreaming. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a redeemable code that will give you a bazillion primogems (not really, but close enough).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tapioca is the Worst Minecraft SMP Food

Biz, dessert, Food, Minecraft, opinion, smp, Tapioca, tapioca benefits, tapioca bubble tea, tapioca dessert, tapioca dishes, tapioca drinks, tapioca ingredients, tapioca milk tea, tapioca pearls, tapioca plant, tapioca pudding, tapioca recipe, tapioca snacks, tapioca starch, Thoughts, WORST

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Crops Grown:	2986	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	2114

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between Biz and tapioca! Rumor has it that Biz has a deep-seated hatred for tapioca and will stop at nothing to rid the server of its slimy presence. Will tapioca fight back with its starchy powers? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild server! So come join us for a tapioca-filled adventure like no other!

StepmomSelfish Minecraft Server

blended family, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional confrontation, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Grieving Process, Minecraft, mom’s videos, mother figure, parent’s remarriage, personal boundaries, second wife, selfish behavior, Server, stepmom, StepmomSelfish, stepmother role, therapy session, trust issues, unresolved feelings

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only family therapy you’ll need is figuring out how to share the last diamond you found with your virtual siblings!

On our server, we don’t have stepmoms trying to steal precious family memories. Instead, we have virtual moms who leave you messages in the form of enchanted books hidden throughout the world. And guess what? Your virtual stepmom is totally cool with it because she’s too busy building a roller coaster in the sky!

So, if you’re tired of real-life family therapy sessions and just want to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing with your online family, join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, the only tears shed here are tears of joy from defeating the Ender Dragon together!

LuxCraft: No Loans for Luxury

Audacity, borrowing money, celebrity lifestyle, ENTITLEMENT, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial responsibility, friendship, friendship boundaries, hard-earned money, irresponsible spending, lavish living, loans, LuxCraft, luxury, luxury living, money lending, people pleaser, Promotion, salary struggles, savings

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who know how to handle their virtual coins better than our friend in Brazil!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about blowing all your savings on fancy hotels and business class flights. Our server is a safe haven for responsible spenders and savvy savers alike.

Don’t let your hard-earned diamonds go to waste on someone else’s lavish lifestyle – join us and build your empire without the guilt of funding someone else’s Monopoly money habits.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world financial woes behind. Who needs a bartending job in Brazil when you can mine for diamonds and live like a Minecraft celebrity? Let’s build together and leave the irresponsible spending in the past!

CraftyClassroom

CraftyClassroom, education, Educators, Impact, Impactful, influence, influential, Inspirational, lasting impression, learning, life lessons, memorable quotes, motivation, Profound, School, Teacher, teachers, teaching, unforgettable, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	97	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	2584	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Remember that time your teacher said “Join our Minecraft server or face eternal homework assignments”? Well, this server takes that threat to a whole new level! Join us and never worry about homework again because our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and zero responsibilities. Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts our server, but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures together while dodging explosive surprises!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, border security, Conflict, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, member, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, Syria, targeted strike, terrorist organization

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the battle of Golan Heights but with a twist – you can play as either Israel or Hezbollah! imagine the chaos as you build your base, gather resources, and launch airstrikes on your enemies. will you be the hero who eliminates the enemy or the underdog who fights against all odds? come join us for the ultimate showdown in the virtual world! but beware, things can get pretty intense – you might even forget you’re playing a game! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious action on our server – it’s gonna be a blast!

KimJongCraftWarzone

Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Crisis, deployment, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Foreign involvement, international relations, KimJongCraftWarzone, Military, military intervention, News, North Korea, North Koreans, Political, russia, Russian troops, sources, Ukraine, world affairs

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2579	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Items Found:	8012
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got North Koreans and Russians teaming up to take over Ukraine! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Imagine building your base while dodging bullets and explosions, it’s like a real-life war zone but with pixelated blocks. Plus, the loot you can get from looting enemy bases is off the charts. So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual warfare like never before!

Stranger Window Minecraft

broadening your network, building relationships, chance encounters, Connections, embracing the unknown, expanding horizons, fresh perspectives, growth, making connections, meeting new people, Minecraft, networking, new opportunities, personal development, Potential, seizing opportunities, Self Discovery, socializing, stepping out of comfort zone, stranger, WINDOW

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mines Excavated:	1551
Votes:	6905	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u, dis place is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. but watch out, cuz there’s also zombies and creepers ready to blow ur stuff up.

we got a secret underground lair where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but u gotta solve a riddle to get in. and once u do, u better watch ur back cuz there’s a dragon guarding the treasure.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that can spit fireballs? yeah, he’s pretty lit.

so, if u wanna join dis wild ride of a server, just remember: every stranger is a window to new opportunities. and also, bring snacks cuz u gonna be playing for hours. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Forgetful Elephants Server

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, caregiving, Elephant behavior, Elephant caretaking, Elephant communication, elephant conservation, Elephant intelligence, Elephant relationships, Elephant research, Elephant studies, elephants, forgetful, Human caregivers, long term memory, Longevity, Memory, Remembrance, scent, Server, wildlife conservation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where elephants remember your scent after many years!! 🐘🐘

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant elephant who remembers that one time you gave it a virtual peanut five years ago. talk about loyalty, amirite?

our elephants have crazy good memory, they’ll remember every block you’ve placed and every mob you’ve slain. they’ll even remember your username and greet you with a trumpet every time you log on.

join now for the most unforgettable minecraft experience of your life. who needs friends when you have elephants who remember you better than your own mom? 🤣🤣🤣