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StepSonSnubbedBDay

baby momma, birthday activities, birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Chaos, Controlling, Court, family time, high conflict, invasion of privacy, iPhone, location tracking, previous marriage, privacy, privacy concerns, step-parenting, step-son, StepSonSnubbedBDay, Threats, Tracking

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Animals Bred:	146
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7140
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

TrendyCraftRevival

classic, COMEBACK, cultural trend, fashion, fashion history, fashion statement, fashion trend, History, iconic, iconic trend, Nostalgia, old school, past, Popular, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, trend, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

Australian study, blocks, DOCTORS, elite sport, equal pay, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender inequality, Harassment, healthcare professionals, La Trobe University, ladies, pay gap, physiotherapists, pixels, professional sport, sports industry, Women, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment, workplace inequality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	291
Runes Activated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conflict system, Conquer, Create, Darius, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Routine Events, silly, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wilds, wine and cheese

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5680
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crops Grown:	1719
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Star Shards Collected:	51
Buildings Constructed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Love Letters Sent:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mines Excavated:	4398
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!