Meta Report MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP – /hsg/ – Blockstone Builders

Cora, patch notes, Minecraft, Wiki, Arena helper

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to win free gifts in-game, just for checking in at our shop!

Battlegrounds Season 8 is here, and let me tell you, the battles are so intense, they’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing you in the dark. Need some decklists to dominate your opponents? We’ve got tier lists, meta reports, streamer decks, and even decks from Twitter (in Japanese, because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have deck trackers and statistics to help you strategize like a pro. And if you’re feeling creative, you can even make your own custom cards with our custom card maker.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out J_Alex’s course on shadow puppets or watch a hilarious video of our fearless leaders from a previous patch. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

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MineCrafty Cardboard – Minecraft Server

patch notes, Server, word doc, Meta report, meta decks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our server will RUIN your game immeasurably! Join us for the new expansion “Perils in Paradise” where you can battle against shadow puppets and create custom cards with our custom card maker.

But wait, there’s more! Our decklists are so OP that they will make your opponents cry tears of joy. Want to know the meta? We’ve got deck tier lists from bronze to gold, streamer decks from previously d0nkey (who is now a donkey), and even deck lists from Twitter (Japanese edition).

And if that’s not enough, we have deck trackers and statistics that will blow your mind. Our arena helper will guide you to victory and our official website will keep you up to date on all the latest news and patch notes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Let’s get crazy and have some fun!

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Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Meta report, Custom card maker, Tournaments, Duels, patch notes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

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PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

PrivilegedCraft, awful decisions, terrible situations, job offer, rent money

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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CalorieCraft: GF Edition

body shaming, nutrition, Communication, FITNESS, weight loss

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

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InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

Unseen, FANTASY, Magic, Supernatural, imagination

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

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CretanCraft Minecraft Server

North Africa, international migration, Greek island, refugee resettlement., Minecraft

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

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VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

Diplomacy, Europe, Military, Conflict, FEARS

come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

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BlockyLife Rises Slowly

rapid rises, Analysis, global trends, life span., slowed significantly

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

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OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

donation, banner, Server, comfortable game, strongest win

Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

only.cringe.team

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