Meta report Minecraft Servers

Meta Report

  • Minecraft SMP – /hsg/ – Blockstone Builders

    Minecraft SMP – /hsg/ – Blockstone Builders

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to win free gifts in-game, just for checking in at our shop!

    Battlegrounds Season 8 is here, and let me tell you, the battles are so intense, they’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing you in the dark. Need some decklists to dominate your opponents? We’ve got tier lists, meta reports, streamer decks, and even decks from Twitter (in Japanese, because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have deck trackers and statistics to help you strategize like a pro. And if you’re feeling creative, you can even make your own custom cards with our custom card maker.

    And if you need a break from all the action, check out J_Alex’s course on shadow puppets or watch a hilarious video of our fearless leaders from a previous patch. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCrafty Cardboard – Minecraft Server

    MineCrafty Cardboard – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our server will RUIN your game immeasurably! Join us for the new expansion “Perils in Paradise” where you can battle against shadow puppets and create custom cards with our custom card maker.

    But wait, there’s more! Our decklists are so OP that they will make your opponents cry tears of joy. Want to know the meta? We’ve got deck tier lists from bronze to gold, streamer decks from previously d0nkey (who is now a donkey), and even deck lists from Twitter (Japanese edition).

    And if that’s not enough, we have deck trackers and statistics that will blow your mind. Our arena helper will guide you to victory and our official website will keep you up to date on all the latest news and patch notes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Let’s get crazy and have some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

    Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

    Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

    But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

    And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP