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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	262	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or maybe you’re more interested in hunting down elusive rainbow sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover the true meaning of Minecraft madness! Who needs diamonds when you can have dancing zombies and fire-breathing chickens?

RomanBathBacteriaBrawl

ancient healing practices, ancient remedies, Antibiotic bacteria, antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial activity, bacterial infections, dangerous bacteria, E.coli, england, health benefits, historical bacteria, immune system support, medicinal properties, microbial therapy, natural antibiotics, Roman Baths, RomanBathBacteriaBrawl, therapeutic bacteria, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

yo yo yo come join our server where we got some crazy stuff happenin’ like antibiotic bacteria fightin’ off E. coli like it’s nobody’s business! we got Roman Baths in England where you can chill and watch these tiny warriors battle it out. it’s like a microscopic gladiator fight, but with bacteria! who wouldn’t wanna see that? join now for the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft history!

Broomstix: Where Witches Build, Pets Fly, and Sunday’s the Sunny Day!

BarteringEconomy, bedrock, Broomstix, BUILD, Claims, classic, Creative, Customenchants, Day, Discord, Fly, FlyOnSundays, Harddifficulty, java, Nogrief, Onlinemap, Pets, PetTeleport, PrivateMessaging, Protectionstones, PvP, RandomTeleportation, Semi Vanilla, smp, SUNDAYS, Sunny, VotingRanks, witches

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Minecraft Server Information

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	Join Broomstix Discord
Online In-game Map	View Map

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).
Hard difficulty.
Custom enchantments.
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.
ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Bartering economy system.
No grief.
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.
In-game private messaging, homes and player teleportation commands.
Minecraft-Discord integration.
Responsive staff.
Voting ranks and rewards.
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps.

FAQs

Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.

Q: Is there griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I teleport mobs in the game?

A: You can put a lead on the mobs to teleport them.

Q: Is there a PvP arena on the server?

A: Yes, there is an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.

PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cats are wild and the handbags are even wilder! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you witness cats engaging in some questionable activities with handbags.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

SwerveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic matches and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ospreay facing off against Swerve in an epic battle of blocky proportions! And that’s not all, we’ve got Moxley taking on Naito in a showdown that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! ZSJ will be going head to head with Orange in a match that will leave you questioning the laws of physics in the Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about the Womeme matches, where anything can happen and chaos reigns supreme.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such insane matchups and outrageous stories unfold in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

DiaperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers where you have to worry about finding a restroom in time? Look no further, because our server is perfect for those with OAB issues! Join us and experience the luxury of using a handicap stall in-game, with extra room for all your diaper-changing needs.

But that’s not all – our server is also equipped with helpful NPCs who will check in on you and offer assistance if needed. Need help changing your virtual diaper? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and be part of a community where embarrassing moments are embraced and shared. Who knows, you might even run into an elderly man in a wheelchair who understands your struggles. Don’t miss out on this unique Minecraft experience – join our server today!

ToddlerTechTakedown

AGGRESSIVE, common courtesy, Confront, distraction, electronic volume, Event, high volume, Hint, Mother, nap schedule, parenting skills, phone volume, public place, screen time, Speech, tablet volume, tiny beasts, Toddler, ToddlerTechTakedown, wedding reception

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Void Armor Forged:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mines Excavated:	3388

Are you tired of dealing with aggressive parents at public events? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where toddlers are banned from watching videos at high volumes during speeches. No more confrontations over parenting skills or screen-time choices – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical nap schedule that turns tiny beasts into peaceful players. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

BingeCraft: Beg4NetflixShows

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	43
Star Shards Collected:	103	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Netflix shows? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of entertainment.

Imagine a world where you can binge-watch your favorite Netflix shows while also building your own virtual empire. That’s right, on our server, you can watch all the lesser-known binge-worthy shows while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who only appears when you least expect it. Will you be brave enough to face this mysterious creature?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate combination of Netflix and gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell you, it’s like, totally lit! we got this crazy story where IDF had to take down this Hamas terrorist and journalist who were holding three hostages in a house with their family. but, like, don’t worry, we got rid of all the bad guys and now it’s just a chill place to build and mine and stuff. come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, you won’t regret it! #minecraftlife #crazyserver #joinusbro

Macron’s Camp Crushed: Le Pen’s Revenge

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

haha u ever heard of a minecraft server where the french far right obliterates macron’s camp in the EU election? well, now u have! come join us for some epic battles and political drama in the world of minecraft. build ur own camp, rally ur troops, and take down the establishment like never before. who needs real politics when u can have this kind of chaos in a blocky world? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MinecraftMindMastery

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn party mixed with a tornado of awesomeness! Like, imagine if Steve from Minecraft had a pet dragon that could shoot out rainbow fireballs and do the floss dance. That’s basically what you’ll experience on this server.

We got secret hidden dungeons filled with diamond blocks and gold apples just waiting for you to discover. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a herd of wild chickens trying to outsmart a pack of creepers.

But the best part? The community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, from pro builders to redstone wizards. And everyone is super chill and friendly, like a bunch of pandas having a tea party.

So, if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness and mayhem, join our Minecraft server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on here in disguise, so you might even get to challenge him to a dance-off.

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