| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1895 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2018 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3687 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.
By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1618 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4754 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 1524 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.
With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4729 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4593 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9582 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6783 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2866 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2921 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1829 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!
plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4465 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2126 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 260 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 812 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!
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