Messy Minecraft Servers

Messy

  • CleanCraft: Wife Edition

    CleanCraft: Wife Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

    Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

    Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info

      • Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
      • Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins!

    Plugins
    Dynamap
    SimpleVC
    SetHome
    Deadchest
    CombatLog
    Brewery

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CarBroNoMore Minecraft Server

    CarBroNoMore Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values respect for property? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your pixelated car will never be trashed by your younger brother (17m) who just got his virtual driver’s license.

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual car ownership without the hassle of cleaning up old McDonald’s food or dealing with missing gas caps. Our server is so clean, even the virtual ants won’t dare to infest your ride.

    And don’t worry about your brother taking your virtual keys without permission – we have virtual cops ready to arrest any pixelated thieves. So come join us and let your virtual car stay squeaky clean while you explore the virtual world. Trust us, it’s a lot less frustrating than dealing with real-life car messes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisBFgetOutVacayHome

    SisBFgetOutVacayHome

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

    Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SurpriseCraft Minecraft Server

    SurpriseCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always welcome…unless you’re like Jake and hate them with a burning passion! Join us for a chance to surprise your friends with epic builds and hidden treasures, just make sure they’re cool with it first or else you might end up like our friend here who accidentally turned their anniversary into a work party extravaganza!

    But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your surprise mishaps. In fact, we encourage it! Who knows, maybe your surprise will turn into a legendary tale that will be retold for generations to come. So come join us on our server, where surprises are always around the corner and drama is just a creeper explosion away. Who needs friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to share your embarrassing moments with? Let’s make some memories together, one surprise at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP