messi goals 2017 Minecraft Servers

messi goals 2017 Minecraft Servers

  • RentRage Minecraft Server

    RentRage Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9521
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing school and work? Look no further, because on our server, we know the pain of dealing with unreliable coworkers like Katy and Jake.

    Join our server and experience the satisfaction of telling off your lazy coworkers in a virtual world where you can escape the drama of real life. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show Katy and Jake who’s boss by being the most reliable player on the server.

    Don’t let their excuses and guilt-tripping get to you, because on our server, you can focus on your own goals and achievements without being dragged down by their laziness. So come join us and unleash your inner boss while having a laugh at the ridiculousness of it all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • ChipThiefDoubleDate

    ChipThiefDoubleDate
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 95/700 Votes: 4671
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

    Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

    CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 101/500 Votes: 4999
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

    QuitCraft: Day One Disaster
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 97/400 Votes: 2374
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Potions Brewed: 182
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

    Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

    But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

    So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

    ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 103/400 Votes: 195
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Ores Mined: 7678 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Mines Excavated: 4397
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4702 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • BritCraft Minecraft Server

    BritCraft Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 96/900 Votes: 942
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 1334 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 New Chunks Explored: 863299
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

    Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 92/200 Votes: 5850
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 156 Chimeras Created: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 395

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

    CraftyMomFatShameNoKids
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 5759
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Farms Harvested: 766 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4237 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

    Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

    UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1819
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

    Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

    And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • HourLeftMC

    HourLeftMC
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 91/600 Votes: 5797
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5348 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Runes Activated: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP