Messaging MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Email Purge LOLZ Craft – Where ICP Threads Rule and Creativity Reigns Supreme!

online communication, SUPREME, email, creativity, Craft

Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Look no further, because our server has had 0 ICP (Internet Crazy Person) threads since the email purge! That’s right, no crazy rants or conspiracy theories here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few secret underground societies (shh, don’t tell anyone). Our community is full of quirky characters and wacky adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world). Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your daring exploits and outrageous antics. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Chaos: Discord Edition

Chaos, social media, dislike, opinion, Discord

Are you tired of boring, mainstream Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco where Steve himself busts a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is our resident DJ, spinning sick beats all night long. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a square like those other lame servers. Let’s get this block party started!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917126159 LOLz

Chat, Technology, Notes, app, IncogNoteBot

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh till you cry? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing trees. They were tasked with building a giant statue of a potato, but little did they know, the potato was actually a secret portal to a realm of infinite diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance-offs between the Disco Sheep and the Funky Chickens. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Click the link and join our server now for a crazy good time! 🎉🐑🕺

Join now!

Ex-GF’s Revenge: Minecraft Madness

10/10, loyalty dilemma, Revenge, friendship, temptation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds like never before! Imagine this: you’re minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly the ex-girlfriend of your high school buddy slides into your DMs. She’s a solid 10/10 and you’re torn between wanting to smash and not wanting to ruin the bro code.

But fear not, on our server, we have a solution for every dilemma. Join us and navigate through these sticky situations with skill and grace. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

Crafty Tinder Server: Swipe Right for Creepers!

CREEPERS, Tinder, open tinder, digital dating, Single life

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and not finding your perfect match? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to find love! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with your soulmate based on your building skills and mining techniques. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while crafting in the virtual world?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of love, rumored to grant its wielder eternal happiness and a lifetime supply of virtual roses. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated companion who will never argue with you about whose turn it is to do the dishes?

So swipe right on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds alone. Love is just a crafting table away!

The Blocky Banter Brigade

current events, RELATIVES, Social, Technology, relationships

Are you tired of being ignored in your family WhatsApp group when you drop some spicy political takes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all your crazy conspiracy theories and outlandish opinions! Join us and be the king of the chat as you regale us with tales of lizard people and government cover-ups. Who needs real-life drama when you can stir up trouble in a virtual world? Join now and be the center of attention for all the wrong reasons!

CraftyCreeperCraze: Where ‘>be me’ turns into ‘>be awesome’ in Minecraft fun!

size matters, turns, self esteem, dating apps, rude behavior

Are you tired of getting rejected on Tinder by aggressive fat girls with 200 matches? Do you want to prove that you have a big dick and aren’t just a baby dick insecure guy? Then join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter and everyone is welcome, even fat cunts! Build your way to victory and show off your skills to all those Tinder rejects. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels. Join now and let’s see if you can handle the heat of our crazy community!

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines and Enderman Emojis Are the Norm

app, ethnicity, language learning, blocky, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret language learning app where you can message Chinese girls who all want to date you because of your curly hair and big nose (Jewish)! Join now for a chance to find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and adventurous?

Broomstix: Where even your broom can’t fly on Sundays! 🪄🧹 #1.20.4

hard difficulty, tutorial, Shops, Staff, Broomstix

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	Join our Discord
Online In-game Map	View Map

Features

Backwards compatibility on latest Minecraft version
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief

FAQs

Is Java account required for Bedrock and Java cross-play?

No, Java account is not required for cross-play on our server.

Are there any voting ranks and rewards available?

Yes, we offer voting ranks and rewards for our players who actively participate in voting for the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict policies against griefing on our server to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Can I teleport to other players on the server?

Yes, you can use commands like /tpa, /tpahere, /w, /msg, /tell, /r for player to player teleportation and private messaging.

Does the server have a public market and tutorial warps?

Yes, we have server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps available for all players to explore and interact with.

Secrets Revealed! Join Broomstix Server for Magic Adventure now! No mods needed, just your wand and a sense of humor! 😂🔮

humor, Teleportation, sense, Mods, integration

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).
Hard difficulty.
Custom enchantments.
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.
ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Bartering economy system.
No grief.
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere).
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.
Responsive staff.
Voting ranks and rewards.
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

Questions & Answers

What versions of Minecraft does the server support?

The server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.

Is there cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions?

Yes, players from both Java and Bedrock versions can play together on the server.

Are there any special features or events on the server?

Yes, the server offers features such as custom enchantments, free fly in the overworld every Sunday, protection stones for land claiming, and more. There are also exclusive PvP arenas and voting ranks for rewards.