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JINKIES! Minecraft Server

amber egg, baddie, BIG SERPANT, Divorce, elden lord, feet, grrm, HIV positive, huge ass, IMPALE HER BUTTOCKS, INBRED BABIES, INTERLAPING INCEST, Jinkies, LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS, malenia, marika, mesmer, Minecraft, miquella, OTHER HALF, OUTER GODS, RACK, Radagon sama, radahn, retarded cripples, scarlet rot, SENTIENT SEX DOLL, Server, SHOTA FEMBOY, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Farms Harvested:	315	Enchantments Applied:	100
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

NukeBlockerCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gift to humanity, global peace, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeBlockerCraft, peacekeeping efforts, Pierre Poilievre, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, world affairs

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Craft, Fallout Edition, Felynne deRouge, Generation EONIA, Generation Ephemira, Generation Hanamizuki, Generation novamore, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Pixelink, prima, Production Kawaii, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Server, Shee Icho, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, Vereverie, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

Behavior, Campaign, controversy, Democrat, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, finished, interview, kamala harris, Kamalas, late night show, media scrutiny, Minecraft, News, Politics, public figure, scandal, smp, social media, Stephen Colbert, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Buildings Constructed:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

acceptance, biggest regret, embracing the present, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness, smp, wishing for change, yolo

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dimension Hops:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bots, classic, DESERTED, empty servers, Forgotten, Game, Gaming Community, gaming history, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, obsolete, old multiplayer game, online gaming, Outdated, Play, playerless, retro gaming, Server, vintage, vintage gaming, virtual world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Zombie Dances:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom Games, Farewell O Zemuria, funny, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Music, NIS America, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, smp, TGS demo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Towns Built:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Votes:	7166	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.