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JINKIES! Minecraft Server

amber egg, baddie, BIG SERPANT, Divorce, elden lord, feet, grrm, HIV positive, huge ass, IMPALE HER BUTTOCKS, INBRED BABIES, INTERLAPING INCEST, Jinkies, LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS, malenia, marika, mesmer, Minecraft, miquella, OTHER HALF, OUTER GODS, RACK, Radagon sama, radahn, retarded cripples, scarlet rot, SENTIENT SEX DOLL, Server, SHOTA FEMBOY, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Farms Harvested:	435	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
New Chunks Explored:	511134	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

> Bitcoin Sneezes Minecraft SMP

alt season, alts, bearish, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Bullish, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, hodl, Investment, market, Minecraft, Moon, Nuke, Pump, smp, SNEEZES, speculation, Trading, volatility, wagmi

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Meteorites Collected:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, even the bitcoins sneeze! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy things will happen next, like alts not nuking and some of them even pumping! Is this the start of alt season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the WAGMI fun! Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

QuackCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3688	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4509
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	949242

A hermitcraft-like Semi-vanilla SMP!

The QuackCraft SMP Minecraft server gives you an as close to vanilla SMP experience as you can have on a public server. Features consist of a community shopping district, friendly community, and optional PVP. There are also fun Community events such as community ender dragon fight.

quackcraft.org

WorldMoon server Minecraft

Minecraft, Server, WorldMoon

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

The owner of the “WorldMoon” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

SaboM12.aternos.me

Crying Freeman Minecraft Server

80s shlock, action, Anime, Assassin, crime thriller, crying, Crying Freeman, cult classic, cult favorite, Dark, Freeman, Good adaptation, graphic novel, Hitman, Japanese culture, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Revenge, Server, source material, violent, Western adaptation, yakuza

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	255
Runes Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have somehow managed to make a western adaptation actually good! And trust us, that is no easy feat considering the source material is straight out of the 80s shlock era. But hey, we’ve added so many crazy mods and custom features that you won’t even believe you’re playing the same game.

Join us for epic quests where you have to battle giant pixelated robots from the future, or build your own time machine to travel back to the 80s and witness the shlock firsthand. And don’t forget about our exclusive cowboy-themed PvP battles, where you can duel it out with other players while riding on pixelated horses.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky version of Minecraft that actually works? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any unexpected time loops or spaghetti western showdowns along the way.

> Watching Clips Of LOTR On YT Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1.4 million views, Clips, first time watching, long tail tags, lord of the rings, Lotr, LOTR clips, LOTR community, LOTR fandom, LOTR fans, LOTR movie, lotr reaction, LOTR reactions, LOTR reactions on YouTube, Minecraft, movie clips, movie reaction, reaction video, reaction video length, Recommendations, smp, Watching

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to recreate iconic movie moments like never before! Who needs to watch LOTR reaction videos when you can BE the characters in our server? Join now and become the star of your own epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to Middle Earth…just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool? Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this wild conspiracy theory!

ProCraftSurvival

Economy, multiplayer survival PvP factions economy minigames skyblock roleplay adventure creative modded RPG quest hardcore pixelmon vanilla prison factions towny magic, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Potions Brewed:	185	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

New Server! Under development but playable. Mob coins, shop, custom enchants, skills, casino, crates, God kits. Taking staff apps and in need of a dev.

37.10.122.43:25924

Blocky Suit Minecraft Server

blocky, business attire, career advancement, dress to impress, dressing for success, fashion, formal events, formal wear, funeral attire, funerals, Job Interview, job interview outfit, Job Search, Menswear, Minecraft, professional attire, Server, special occasions, Style, Suit, suit shopping, wedding attire, Weddings

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ores Mined:	4384	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	660
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crops Grown:	5658
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of showing up to job interviews, weddings, and funerals looking like a total noob? Look no further, my friend! Join our epic Minecraft server and get yourself a virtual suit that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

Picture this: you stroll into a job interview wearing a diamond-encrusted suit, complete with a bowtie made of emeralds. The interviewer is so impressed by your virtual fashion sense that they hire you on the spot!

But that’s not all – at weddings, you’ll be the best-dressed player in the chapel. Your suit will be so snazzy that the bride and groom will ask you to officiate the ceremony! And at funerals, you’ll be the talk of the graveyard as you pay your respects in style.

So why settle for boring old real-life suits when you can join our server and dress to impress in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your fashion game and turn heads wherever you go. Join now and get ready to slay in style!

SMP: Anime that Couldn’t Be Made Today

Anime, artistic freedom, Censorship, controversial, couldn’t be made today, couldnt, creative boundaries, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethical concerns, historical context, offensive content, Outdated, Political Correctness, problematic themes, sensitive topics, smp, social norms, societal changes, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, Today

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Votes:	419	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner weeb! Join us if you want to build a giant waifu statue, have epic anime battles with your friends, and create your own anime-inspired world.

But beware, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground anime society plotting to take over the server with their kawaii powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their adorable tyranny?

So come on, grab your diamond sword and your best cat ears, and let’s embark on a journey filled with anime references, epic quests, and maybe even a few tsundere villagers. Join us now and become the ultimate anime protagonist in this wacky Minecraft world!

Nexcade

Adventure, Anarchy, Attack, battle arena, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Customization, Defense, Economy, EXCITEMENT, KitPvP, Kits, Maps, Mini Games, mobs, multiplayer, Perks, PvP, Resources, Skills, strategy, Structures, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7366	Holy Grails Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Step into Nexcade, a vibrant Minecraft server where endless adventures await. Built for players who crave excitement, Nexcade offers a variety of game modes, a friendly community, and immersive experiences that bring Minecraft to life in new ways. From survival challenges to competitive arenas, there’s something for every kind of player!

Game Modes:

Survival: Dive into the ultimate Survival experience, where the only limit is your creativity. Gather resources, build impressive structures, and survive against mobs. With enhanced perks and unique features, Nexcade’s Survival mode brings both challenge and freedom, letting you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams.

The Pit: Enter The Pit, a fast-paced, action-packed battle arena designed for intense PvP combat. Choose from a range of powerful kits, hone your skills, and face off against other players in heart-pounding battles. Only the most strategic and skilled players will rise to the top—do you have what it takes to conquer The Pit?

Bed Wars: Team up or go solo in the ultimate defense and attack game mode. Defend your bed while attempting to destroy the enemy’s, all while gathering resources and strategizing your way to victory. With a variety of maps and customization options, each Bed Wars match at Nexcade offers a fresh challenge and endless excitement.

play.nexcade.net

River Rave Minecraft Server

Adventure, beauty, Destination, drop me, Escape, Explore, Flowing, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, rave, Reflection, river, Scenic, Serene, Server, take me, Tranquil, travel, Water

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, come on down to our server where we’ll literally drop you in the water! That’s right, forget about starting on land like a normal player, we’ll throw you right into the deep end and see if you can swim your way to survival.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary River God, a giant squid who guards the waters and challenges players to epic underwater battles. Defeat the River God and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to be taken to the river in the most literal sense possible. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!