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PleasureCraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Do you secretly enjoy watching creepers explode and destroy everything you’ve built? Do you get a thrill out of accidentally hitting your friends with a diamond sword and watching them plummet to their doom? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. From epic pranks to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that will make your head spin (literally), a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your precious diamonds or turn your house into a giant lava pit. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockBusterBust

Blockbuster films, BlockBusterBust, Box Office Hits, cinema critique, cinematic disappointments, film criticism, film debate, film industry, Hollywood hype, Movie analysis, movie buzz, movie discussion, movie opinions, movie ratings, movie recommendations, movie reviews, movie trends, overhyped movies, overrated classics, overrated movies, popular films

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Join our Minecraft server where we debate the most overrated movies while building epic structures made entirely out of popcorn and soda cups! We once had a player who built a giant replica of the Titanic just to sink it in a pool of lava – now that’s dedication to hating a movie! So come join us and let’s trash talk Hollywood blockbusters while crafting our own cinematic masterpieces in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyPropagandaFactory

activism, civil rights, CraftyPropagandaFactory, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, government censorship, Hungarians, journalism ethics, Media bias, media manipulation, media reform., Political unrest, press freedom, propaganda factory, protest, public opinion, public outcry, social movement, state media, unbiased press

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Votes:	1558
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!

Blocky World Quest: System Justification

blocky, comparative politics, Cross-cultural, Cultural differences, data analysis, empirical research, global studies, government systems, hypotheses, international relations, justification, Multiculturalism, Nations, political ideologies, political psychology, Quest, research methodology, social attitudes, social psychology, societal beliefs, statistical analysis, System, system justification, world, world politics

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT’S LIKE A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE’VE GOT PLAYERS FROM 42 NATIONS ALL COMING TOGETHER TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS TOGETHER.

YOU’LL BE TESTED ON YOUR ABILITY TO JUSTIFY SYSTEMS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. WHO NEEDS REALITY TV WHEN YOU CAN HAVE REALITY MINECRAFT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EMBARK ON AN INSANE JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT MINECRAFT AND LIFE ITSELF. LET’S GET CRAFTY!

Silvermons: Where Pixels and Pokemons collide for epic quests, battles, and hilarity! Join now!

1.16.5, Battle Tower, Battles, Champion’s Gauntlet, collide, competitive players, Curseforge, ELITE 4, Epic, friendly community, Gyms, Hilarity, Join, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon Reforged, pixels, Player Gym, pokemons, Quests, Rank progression, server ip, Silvermons, Tournaments

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Silvermons
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Version	Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Brief Overview

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does Silvermons run on?

Silvermons runs Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Is Silvermons pay-to-win?

No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that provides a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

What makes Silvermons different from other Pixelmon servers?

Silvermons features a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, and Fun Events, providing a unique and diverse gameplay experience.

How can I join Silvermons?

You can join Silvermons by connecting to the server IP play.silvermons.com using the Pixelmon Modpack.

Brit Feel Minecraft Server

anal care, anal exploration, anal milking, anal play, anal pleasure, anal stimulation, Brit, britfeel, british culture, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, British society, Edition, emotions, feel, feelings, Milking, milking experience, milking process, milking techniques, Minecraft, Server, uk

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	4641	Enchantments Applied:	210
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

ass-fucked, Bombing, Country, fear-mongering, get real, iran, Iranian, Israel, kill, learn, Minecraft, morons, multiple times, Nuclear, nuclear plants, Official, Plant, prankster, pretty much no one, proceed, rare instances, retards, smp, won’t do shit, ww3

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

EraseMyBlocks Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, Decision making, do-over, erase button, EraseMyBlocks, FANTASY, hindsight, hypothetical, Improvement, Life, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past, redo, Reflection, regrets, second chance, smp, starting over, undo, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life? Do you wish you could hit the reset button and start over? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride where you can erase all your troubles and start fresh in a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. Or how about the time our resident prankster filled the entire spawn area with chickens wearing sunglasses? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and even attend virtual parties hosted by our very own party llama, Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Hit that join button and let the craziness begin! Who needs an erase button when you can just escape to our insane Minecraft SMP instead?

ElderlyCraft – Where age is just a number!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Star Shards Collected:	273	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5130	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Votes:	3682
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Runes Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where you can ride on the backs of dragons (yes, DRAGONS!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who rule the server with their wisdom and killer PvP skills. Rumor has it that if you can beat them in a battle, you’ll be granted access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, things may get a little…weird.

CraftyNetanyahu’sNoShame

arms embargo, Conflict, controversy, CraftyNetanyahusNoShame, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, disagreement, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, PM Netanyahu, Politics, sanctions, Shame on them, Statement, weapons

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
New Chunks Explored:	819205	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw them at each other like a bunch of frenchies! we got a secret underground base where we hide all the croissants and cheese, only the bravest can find it! also, we have a pet llama named macron who spits on anyone who tries to steal our diamonds! come join the fun and be part of the baguette revolution! oh la la!