Mery MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

computer vision, dalle, Minecraft, AI creativity, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

Timestamp, feet soles, Master, online presence, smp

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

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NoRoadNoPayMC

Land, construction, greedy, misunderstanding, Dispute

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

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PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

Soul searching, self-fulfillment, inner peace, self reflection, Minecraft

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

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CraftyCrazeMC

leisure activities, personal development, dream life, early retirement, hobbies

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

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Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

microbial activity, Shape, nutrient cycling, soil health, soil structure

so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

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SpaceLink

Player Warps, Minions, island rankups, Bedwars, survival experience

Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

envy, political commentary, current events, election, Assassination

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Cyber Minecraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee

BUILD, Resources, refugee, Refuge Thread, desuarchive

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with CYOAs that are too crazy for the regular /cyoag thread.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.

Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!

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NoHausForYouSisLOL

judgment, lifestyle choices, mental health, support system, self-care

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a peaceful escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own sanctuary away from judgmental siblings like Laura!

Imagine a world where you can freelance as a block builder, live a minimalistic lifestyle, and never have to worry about nosy relatives invading your space. On our server, you can create your own retreat and unwind in peace without anyone accusing you of being selfish or unsupportive.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and escape from the chaos of real life. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled sisters trying to throw parties in your virtual space.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama once and for all!

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