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BikeCrashMC Server

#road incident, bike accident, bike collision, bike commute, bike confrontation, bike etiquette, bike incident, bike ride, bike road, bike safety, bike trail, BikeCrashMC, cyclist etiquette, Cyclists, electric bike, falling off bike, intimidation, not helping, professional cyclists, road etiquette, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Star Shards Collected:	83
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349

Are you tired of getting bullied by professional cyclists on the road? Join our Minecraft server where you can ride your electric bike in peace without any intimidating cyclists tailing you!

Our server is a safe haven for all electric bike enthusiasts who have been traumatized by aggressive cyclists. No more worrying about getting harassed on the road, just pure, peaceful biking fun in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the thrill of riding your electric bike without any fear of being followed by cyclists with questionable intentions. Ride freely, build your dream bike, and leave those pesky cyclists in the dust (literally)!

Don’t let those cyclists intimidate you any longer, join our server and pedal your way to victory!

StretchyPixelLove

acceptance, Apology, body goals, body image, body positivity, comfort, Communication, Conflict, diets, emotions, FITNESS, Girlfriend, Irritation, misunderstanding, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, Sexy, stretch marks, StretchyPixelLove, Support

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

Blocky Bro Banter

banter, blocky, Bro

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	905312	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

DownUnderSpyCraft

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Australia, Cyber Security, defence tech, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic relations, DownUnderSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign affairs, foreign interference, Government, Indian spies, intelligence agencies, international relations, national security, politicians, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got, like, secret agents from australia and india, like, spying on each other. it’s, like, a whole spy vs spy situation, but in minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, bro. plus, we got, like, politicians and defense tech being targeted, it’s, like, a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be epic!

”EliteCraft Minecraft Server”

community impact, criminal behavior, EliteCraft, emotional trauma, gun control, Gun Violence, law enforcement, mass shooters, mass shootings, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, public health crisis, Public Safety, Senseless Violence, Server, social responsibility, societal issues, societal values, Tragedy, Violence prevention

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	3739

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret weapon against mass shooters – they never target our players because they know we’re too awesome to mess with! Plus, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

MineCraft Server: WarpSpeedCraft

Accelerate, ADVANCE, Boost, drive forward, Expedite, facilitate, fast track, gain momentum, hasten, Hurry, increase velocity, long tail tags: speed up, Minecraft, Prompt, propel, push ahead, quicken, rev up, Rush, Server, spur on, step on the gas, stimulate, WarpSpeedCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server will have you accelerating into a whole new level of fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs like they’re race cars, battling evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and diving into lava pools for a chance to win rare loot (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and accelerate your Minecraft experience to the next level!

WifelessWonders Minecraft Server

aita, arranged marriage, car accident, emotional attachment, feeling control, Flame, huge asshole, insta story, labeling, late wife, Minecraft, moving on, mutual friend, not giving a fuck, online dating, parents’ opinion, Server, shock, trip to Thailand, twisting, WifelessWonders, wondering

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is optional and grief is quickly forgotten! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s arranged marriage.

Forget about emotional attachments and dive into a world where you can move on from your spouse’s demise faster than you can say “creeper”. Explore exotic locations like Thailand with your colleagues and post insta stories without fear of judgment from late relatives or friends.

Our server is perfect for those who value freedom and don’t let societal norms dictate their emotions. So come on in and show us your true colors, even if they’re labeled as “asshole” by others. Who knows, you might just find a new friend who understands your unique perspective. Join now and let the adventures begin!

Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

birthmark, BLACKJACK, Boyfriend, braces, concealment, cryptocurrency, Defending, Divorce, doesnt, English, foreigner, Invisalign, mom, moms, poker face, private school, public school, Responsible, savings, self-control, Tutor, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ores Mined:	6173	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Enchantments Applied:	85

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

BuddyBucks Minecraft Server

Borrowing, BuddyBucks, ethical dilemma, financial assistance, financial decision-making, financial favors, financial responsibility, financial support, financial trust, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, Generosity, helping friends, lending money, loaning money, Minecraft, moral obligation, peer pressure, personal finance, Repayment, Server, trustworthiness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	9006
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about lending money to friends again! Our virtual economy is so booming, your friends will be begging YOU for diamonds instead of cash. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find its hidden coop. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your wild adventure today!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to life’s greatest mystery: What song do you think we all automatically know? Rumor has it that if you listen closely while mining for diamonds, you can hear the sweet melodies of this legendary tune echoing through the caves. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are all secretly pop music aficionados. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the universe while building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out on our server like never before!