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Crafty Merica Land: Where Creepers Fear the Bald Eagle

American, American dream, bald, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, DATING, desire, eagle, fear, Foreign, Girlfriend, International, Land, Loneliness, long distance, longing, longing for love, love, Merica, missing, relationships, romance, single, tfw, unrequited love, Usa

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9331	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a USA American girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find plenty of pixelated babes ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate along the way. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a blocky beauty by your side, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

RL1 Boss Beater Minecraft Server

achievement, Analysis, Beater, Boss, boss fight, Challenging, comparison, completionist, critique, debate, Difficult, gameplay, Gaming, Improvement, malenia, Minecraft, Moveset, Opinions, Progression, RL1, Server, strategy, Victory, video games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Items Found:	7965
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the boss fights are so epic that even Malenia herself would be shaking in her pixelated boots! Picture this: you’ve conquered RL1 and mastered every move possible, but can you handle the ultimate challenge awaiting you on our server? Join us and prove that you have what it takes to defeat the most fearsome foes in all of Minecraft! Who needs Malenia when you have our insane boss battles waiting for you? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – if you dare!

Minecraft SMP: Mahoako Madness

#fangirling, Anime, Anime Community, character analysis, cute, fan theories, friendship, Gushing, Kawaii, Korisu, madness, magical girl genre, Magical Girls, Magical powers, magical wand, MahoAko, Manga, Minecraft, Obsession, smp, sparkles, teamwork, transformation sequences

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Korisu!

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling pranks on each other left and right.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking parrots who give out valuable loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Korisu and have the power to banish anyone to the Nether realm for eternity.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Korisu and embrace the madness! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question why you ever thought playing on a normal Minecraft server was a good idea.

VomCraft LOLZ

accident, Apology, dry heaving, EMBARRASSMENT, endorphin rush, gagging, Girlfriend, grossed out, headache, Laughter, lolz, misunderstanding, neck popping, popping sounds, reaction, Tension, tension release, throwing up, Unintentional, VomCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

Breakfast, coffee, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure drink, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, morning comfort, morning cravings, morning delight, morning habits, morning indulgence, morning joy, morning luxury, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, MorningMineGuiltyPleasure, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, smp, treat yourself

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!