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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8099 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 279 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!