The Merch Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to The Merch, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined The Merch and immediately found themselves in a battle with a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for they were saved by a group of flying pigs who swooped in and carried them to safety.

But that’s not all! In The Merch, you’ll find secret underground disco parties hosted by creepers, a roller coaster made entirely of lava, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join The Merch today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this SMP, anything can happen.

Crafted Survival

ActivePlayerbase, bedrock, Community, crafted, Discord, Friendly, griefer-free, hermitcraft, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Landclaiming, Livemap, PORT, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Shoppingdistrict, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Area where players can set up shops to buy/sell goods
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Mobs drop their heads as trophies
One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night cycle
Ranks based on trust	Players can earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Friendly and active community of players

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by entering the IP play.craftedsurvival.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have a griefer-free environment to ensure a positive community experience.

Q: Can I set up my own shop in the Shopping District?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to set up shops in the designated Shopping District.

Q: How can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Players can use the Land Claiming feature to protect their builds from other players.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and inclusive environment for all players. Make sure to read them before playing.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, antagonist power, Antagonists, Conflict, dogwalked, Drama, enemies, hax, Hero, illegal, mystic, PIXEL, plot armor, plot twist, Protagonist, protagonist strength, Realm, Ridiculous, shitting me, storytelling, SUPERPOWER, Suspense, Villain

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486

Yo, join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like the enemies have superpower hax and crazy plot armor, making them impossible to beat. It’s like trying to fight a horde of invincible zombies with diamond armor and enchanted swords. It’s so ridiculous, it’s hilarious! You’ll never get bored of getting dogwalked by the antagonists with their illegal levels of plot armor. It’s like a never-ending battle of chaos and confusion. Join now and question your sanity!

NoBday4U

Argument, bad guy, big family, birthday dinner, celebrate, divided group, divorced parents, Drama, Excluding, fake nice, family situation, Friends, Group Chat, immature, Jerk, keep the peace., mean, NoBday4U, passive aggressive, Petty

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Votes:	2829
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life petty arguments behind! No more passive-aggressive comments about your family situation or accusations of being “fake nice.” On our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. And if anyone starts causing trouble, our moderators will swoop in like superheroes to save the day. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

CreeperCraze: ScariestLifeMoment

anxiety, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCraze, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, heart-stopping, Horror, nerve-wracking, Panic, petrifying, ScariestLifeMoment, Scary, spine-tingling., Terrifying, Terror

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to mine for rare ores while dodging lava pits. Who needs a haunted house when you can experience real terror in the world of Minecraft? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

border patrol, Capture, captured, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Escape, foreign affairs, Incident, injured, international relations, investigation, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean soldiers, russia, Server, soldiers, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

HEY YOU! YES YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH!

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A CREEPER GUARDING IT WHO THINKS HE’S A FASHIONISTA WITH HIS EXPLOSIONS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A MINI-GAME WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ON THE BACK OF A CHICKEN WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH CARROT SWORDS! IT’S WILD, I TELL YA!

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PET ENDER DRAGON NAMED FLUFFY? HE’S A REAL SWEETHEART ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, JUST DON’T MENTION HIS BAD BREATH.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY! YEEHAW!

TaxCraft: Rubles vs. Diamonds

billion, Business, companies, Conflict, diamonds, Economy, finance, Global, Government, international relations, Investments, ongoing, Pay, Politics, Rubles, russia, sanctions, TaxCraft, TAXES, Trade, Ukraine, US, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	807
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual world where US companies pay over $1 billion in taxes to russia amid ongoing ukraine war 🤣🤣🤣

build ur own tax-paying empire and show those russians who’s boss! fight off creepers and zombies while navigating the treacherous world of international tax law 😂

join now for a chance to win a virtual yacht made entirely out of tax forms and a pet zombie named vladimir 🧟‍♂️💸

what are u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make taxes fun again! 🤪🤑🎮

Pixelated Phone Thieves

Crime Prevention, criminal activity, criminal behavior, digital age, digital distractions, law enforcement, personal security, petty crimes, Phone, PHONES, pixelated, privacy, Public, Public Safety, security cameras, smartphone addiction, social behavior, Surveillance, Surveillance Footage, Technology, theft, thieves, urban environment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Battle Standards Raised:	7

so, like, u know how people r always on their phones and stuff, right? well, imagine this: u could totally get away with stealing a cookie from the cookie jar cuz no one is paying attention!! on our server, u can live out all ur cookie-stealing fantasies without any consequences. plus, our security cameras take the worst images ever, so even if u do get caught, no one will even know it’s u. join us for a wild ride of crime and chaos, where the only rule is to have fun and eat all the cookies u want.

Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, Survival, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to Moonbat Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

Server Type	IP	Version
Creative	moonbat.ddns.net	1.21.1
Survival SMP (No Griefing)	moonbat.ddns.net	1.21.1
Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed)	moonbat.ddns.net	1.21.1

Server Features:

Active server updates and maintenance
Player events with survival rewards
Added minigames such as spleef

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I trust that my progress on the SMP servers won’t be lost?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines for griefing on the SMP server where it is allowed?

A: Yes, please refer to our server rules for guidelines on griefing behavior.

Q: How often are player events held on the server?

A: Player events are occasionally run on the server with survival rewards. Stay tuned for event announcements!

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP “moonbat.ddns.net” in your Minecraft client and join the fun!

Astro Nova Sky 1.20.5

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, okay? Like, you gotta join this place because it’s like a virtual utopia of blocky goodness. Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, it’s like a fever dream but in a good way, ya feel me?

And get this, on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Like, who needs a mortgage when you can just slap some bling bling blocks together and call it home sweet home, amirite?

Oh, and did I mention the community on this server is lit AF? Like, these peeps are the friendliest bunch of pixelated weirdos you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you mine for diamonds, fight off zombies, and even throw you a virtual birthday party. It’s like a family reunion but without the awkward hugs, ya know?

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server and let your blocky dreams become a reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.

PermitPals Minecraft Server

AITAH, anger, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, co parenting, explicit content, friendship, Garbage, guilt trip, hall pass, hurt, MARRIED, Minecraft, old fling, Permission, PermitPals, Server, snapchat, social media, Talk, Tension, Toys, VIBES

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Love Letters Sent:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

Picture this: you and your best friend are living your best lives, co-parenting like pros, when suddenly a random Snapchat add from SC changes everything. What starts off as innocent gym selfies turns into a scandalous affair with a guy who turns out to be your friend’s old flame. But wait, there’s more – she has a hall pass from your ex to have shenanigans with him!

As the plot thickens, your friend feels betrayed because you didn’t ask for her permission to mingle with her old flame. She deletes and blocks him from all social media, leaving you in a guilt trip spiral. But hey, if you want him, he’s free range! It’s like a twisted love triangle in the world of Minecraft.

So come join our server, where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you might just find yourself questioning if you’re the asshole in this crazy game of love and friendship. Let the games begin!

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