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Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

Anon, Anons, bathroom break, blocky, calm down, Chill out, decompress, Escape, Finally, here you go, Loose, me time, mental health, Paradise, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Relieve, relieve yourself, self-care, self-soothe, stress relief, Style, take a break, these, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Farms Harvested:	106	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Emeralds Found:	3695
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Votes:	160
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	8732
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Star Shards Collected:	300
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand: Where even Steve can get a facelift! Join us for a pixelated nip and tuck adventure!

Adventure, aesthetic procedures, appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand, cultural attitudes, facelift, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Join, male plastic surgery, Masculinity, NIP, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, pixelated, self esteem, self-care, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal judgments, societal pressures, steve, tuck

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	64	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to look fabulous? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into the most stunning virtual hunk or babe in all of Minecraftia! Our community is filled with players who embrace the beauty of male plastic surgery and will support you every step of the way. So why wait? Join now and show the world that even pixels can be flawless!

LOLcraft: Nene’s Epic Fail Server

adaptation, Anime, Audience, Challenges, Character development, Competition, determination, earlicking, Entertainment, Epic, Fail, Fushi, Girls, growth, Jealousy, Kohaku, LolCraft, Manga, Nene, Nenes, Performance, Popularity, PRESSURE, Server, success

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	264	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Divine Spears Created:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Love Letters Sent:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to lick its own ear? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kohaku and Fushi are considering joining just to keep up with the craziness. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible (including earlicking apparently)! Join now before the girls take over and start eating into your gaming time!

Crafty Contrarian’s Chaos – A Minecraft Server for Rebels and Renegades!

Chaos, contrarian gamer, Contrarians, Crafty, Game Culture, Gaming, gaming analysis, gaming attitudes, gaming behavior, gaming choices, Gaming Community, gaming habits, gaming mentality, gaming mindset, gaming opinions, gaming patterns, gaming perspective, gaming preferences, gaming psychology, gaming trends, ignoring trends, Minecraft, popular games, rebels, Renegades, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Emeralds Found:	7680	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Villages Defended:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of missing out on all the latest gaming trends because you’re too cool for mainstream games? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of a community of rebels who refuse to follow the crowd. We specialize in all the games that everyone else is playing, but we put our own unique twist on them.

Don’t let FOMO get the best of you – join our server and be ahead of the curve by being behind it! Who needs popular games when you can be a trendsetter in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re too cool for mainstream – but not too cool for us!