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100% Deserved Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is 100% guaranteed to make you question your sanity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous) on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these legendary weapons for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

OGPrison

Challenging, classic, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Escape, Features, freedom, futuristic, grind, Innovative, MCMMO, Mechanics, Nostalgia, Prison, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Roleplay, strategy, Systems, Unique

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to OGPrison.net – Where Classic Prison Meets Futuristic Innovation

Step into a world where the classic prison grind you know and love meets cutting-edge concepts for a truly unforgettable experience. At OGPrison, we’ve crafted a fully custom prison server that brings back the nostalgic prison gameplay of the past, with a touch of the future to keep things exciting and fresh.

Classic Grind, Modern Twist: Experience the deep, hard-fought progression of old-school prison servers. The journey will be tough and grindy, just like the good ol’ days, as you work your way up from a humble inmate to the ultimate freedom. But we don’t stop there – we’ve infused futuristic elements into the gameplay, adding exciting new mechanics, systems, and features that keep you on your toes and engaged for the long haul.

Nostalgia with a New Edge: Relive the thrill of prison life with a nostalgic yet innovative twist. Our fully custom builds and features allow players to experience a world that feels both familiar and refreshing. We’ve taken the best aspects of classic prison gameplay and enhanced them with futuristic elements that challenge and reward you in ways you haven’t experienced before.

Progression Like Never Before: The grind is real, but the rewards are worth it. Earn your freedom through sweat and strategy, and climb the ranks in a way that’s as satisfying as it is challenging. With unique features, quests, dungeons and systems, you’ll always find something new to conquer as you work towards the ultimate prize: become the top.

Join us at OGPrison.net for a truly classic, grindy prison experience with a futuristic twist. Are you ready to escape the past and build your future with us?

OGPrison.net

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	New Chunks Explored:	639846
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

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Social Contract Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Potions Brewed:	182
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6487	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	60

Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	4073	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Emeralds Found:	6361
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	509222	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Towns Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!