MERCANARIES Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers Watch the Fallout Series

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old America? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience a wacky version of the good ol’ US of A! We’ve got skyscrapers made of diamond blocks, creeper presidents running for office, and a secret underground base where aliens and zombies have formed a rock band together.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

AbuseCraft: Where Creepers Make You Wet and Tingly!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	7488
Magic Items Found:	8653	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Towns Built:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Dimension Hops:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	8619	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	New Chunks Explored:	10008
Holy Grails Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Items Found:	3404

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

Crafty Pointless Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Crafty ScamCraft: Where the Biggest Scam in Video Games Comes to Life!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	1508
Animals Bred:	105	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old space games that promise the universe but deliver a black hole? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the biggest scam in video game history! We promise you an out-of-this-world experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your bank account.

Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!