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StitchCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, despised, embarrassed, furious, grown adults, Minecraft, pen, Psycho, Server, shade of grey, StitchCraft, stitching, stuffed toy, suspicion, Thread, Toy, Trust, turtle, worst person

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Farms Harvested:	300	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the weird and wonderful just like James and his stuffed turtle! Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasures inside random blocks, just like the surprise pen inside that turtle. Who knows what kind of bizarre secrets you’ll discover in our world?

But beware, if you mess with someone’s prized possessions, like James’s turtle, you might just end up in a feud over the shade of grey used for stitching. Our server is full of drama and excitement, just waiting for you to dive in and stir up some trouble.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find your own stuffed turtle to obsess over. Just remember, always ask permission before cutting it open!

FiancéFailsToDefendFriend

aita, deluded, Fiance, FiancéFailsToDefendFriend, Friend, friend group, Gamers, high school, hot, insecure, jealous, Justified, KIND, male validation, mean, not defending, passive aggressive, pick me girl, Rude, University

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is nonexistent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Zaira put Emma in her place during a dinner with friends.

Imagine a world where your fiancé’s savage comebacks are the highlight of the night, leaving everyone speechless and in awe. Witness the power of true love and a mean streak like no other as Zaira shuts down any potential threats to your relationship with her fiery words.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of watching drama unfold before your very eyes, all while enjoying some quality gaming time with your friends. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of Zaira’s epic takedowns!

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchantments Applied:	255
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Buildings Constructed:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Buildings Constructed:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5639	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magic Items Found:	2008
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).