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SoyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	266592
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crops Grown:	7764
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5981	Emeralds Found:	3748
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!

Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

Adapt, alliances, Arsenal, challenge, CORRECTLY, dynamic, easier, Empires, eras, Events, evo, evolve, Fun, Gear, Geopolitics, global battle, Join, limited resources, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Players, random events, Rare treasure hunt, Resources, Shenanigans, smp, Spelling, strategies, success, Surviving, Vanilla, Version, Wars, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Votes:	3888	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1651	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	181
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, VtuberCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with Vtubers from all over Japan! From the crazy antics of Hololive to the mysterious world of Neo-porte, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles against the evil 2434 corporation, or relax at the VPI Cafe with your favorite Vtuber idols. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Sinsogumi group, they’re always up to no good!

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the world of Japanese Vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Kizuna Ai herself!

/pol/NoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP

(Audio), banned, Censorship, controversial, digital content, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, Frustration, internet, Online Community, POL, Politics, polNoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP, regulations, restrictions, rules, Sound, Technology, Video, webms

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	882016
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	1230
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crops Grown:	3705

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t allow webms with sound because we believe in keeping the server environment as wild and unpredictable as possible. Imagine mining for diamonds while suddenly hearing the sound of a screaming goat in the distance – that’s the kind of madness you can expect here.

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the insanity and have a laugh riot with fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world – so buckle up and prepare for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1714	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a herd of llamas trained in martial arts. The saddest episode of our SMP involved a player accidentally turning their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!