MENTIRAS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7158	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2429	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	113	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Votes:	3259	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9874	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!