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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8707	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	5132	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Divine Spears Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7681	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

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Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!