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PottyProtocol Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, restroom protocol, unspoken rules, restroom decorum

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we all gather to trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples infused with unicorn magic. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our bases from griefers! Plus, every Saturday night we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet creeper named Bob. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s build the most epic pixelated world together!

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DeoCraft: The Scented Server

grooming routine, long lasting deodorant, skincare, scent, Grooming

Are you tired of smelling like a creeper after a long day of mining and crafting in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about stinking up your virtual world again. Our deodorant plugin will keep you smelling fresh and clean, even after battling hoards of zombies and skeletons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Deodorant Mines, where players can dig for the rare and precious mineral known as Deodorite. Rumor has it that those who possess this magical substance will never have to worry about body odor in real life ever again. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the freshest player in all of Minecraft!

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Bridezilla Ban: Minecraft Server

UNCOMFORTABLE, Ban, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Apology

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a cowboy at a wedding? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, just like this guy at a Kentucky plantation wedding.

Join us for the chance to experience unexpected interactions, like getting kissed by a cowboy who’s into you but maybe not the best at expressing it. Who knows, you might even find yourself crying in your truck like our cowboy friend Keith.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Yeehaw!

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Pond Drama: Block Edition

neighbors, Irrigation, Dispute, water rights, Edition

Are you tired of dealing with pesky ponds and annoying neighbors? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and beavers blocking culverts.

Picture this: you’re the sole owner of a virtual pond, dealing with trespassers, ice-skaters, and a beaver infestation. But fear not, because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands and drain that pond like a boss.

Don’t let those HOA members bring you down – charge them $10K a year to keep the pond or fill it in and plant some native grass. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and full of property disputes?

Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re truly a selfish asshole or just a savvy virtual landowner. Let the chaos begin!

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CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyCraft, essential skills, problem solving, emotional intelligence, creativity

Do you want to learn a skill that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join our server and master the art of building epic castles out of diamond blocks! Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see your fortress of bling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. It’s a clucking good time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You won’t want to miss out on that, now would you?

So come join us and learn the skills that will make you a Minecraft master, because on our server, the crazier the better!

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Satan’s Mischievous Mine

Devil, Suffering, Satan, Afterlife, theology

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan torture and burn the people that disobeyed the same god that he disobeyed?” Join us for a wild ride through the depths of hell, where you can build your own fiery fortress and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be transported to a realm where you can challenge Satan himself to a game of parkour. Win, and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and the afterlife. And remember, in this world, all is fair in love and war – especially when it comes to battling demons and building your own hellish empire.

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CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia Minecraft Server

Volunteers, Russian, online security, Ukraine, foreign relations

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s intelligence and cyber volunteers are taking down russian web resources left and right! we got explosions, drama, and plenty of chaos to keep u entertained for hours on end. join us now and be part of the craziest virtual war you’ve ever seen in minecraft! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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BearHuntersInc

death, bear population, hunting, government decision, Romania

so, like, this server is so lit that even bears wanna join in on the fun! we’ve got 500 bears ready to party with us, but watch out, they might maul you to death if you’re not careful! it’s like a real-life survival game, but with bears as your enemies! join now for a chance to be mauled by a bear and become a legend in the Minecraft world! 🐻🔥🎮

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HuntCraftAdvantage

anxiety, Social Skills, past, genetics, hunter gatherer

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner caveman instincts, bro. like, u got ADHD? no prob, that just means ur brain is wired to be a master hunter. autism? that’s just ur superpower for building epic bases. anxiety? that’s just ur body getting ready to fight off creepers and zombies. join our server and embrace ur primal side, cuz we’re all about survival of the fittest, baby! come join the fun and let out ur inner caveman on our epic minecraft server.

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BenggwigwishingasuchusCraft

Favret Formation, Nevada, pseudosuchian archosaur, coastal regions, BenggwigwishingasuchusCraft

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DINOSAURS AND SHIZZLE. WE GOT A NEW DINOSAUR CALLED BENGWIGWISHINGASUCHUS EREMICARMINIS, HE BE CHILLIN IN DA FAVRET FORMATION OF NEVADA. DIS DUDE BE LIVIN IN COASTAL REGIONS DURING DA MIDDLE TRIASSIC, LIKE HE BE A BEACH BUM DINOSAUR OR SUMTHIN. COME HANG OUT WITH HIM AND BUILD A SANDCASTLE OR WHATEVER. ALSO, WE GOT A PET ROCK NAMED GARY WHO BEATS EVERYONE IN PVP. JOIN NOW OR GARY WILL FIND YOU AND ROCK YOUR WORLD. #DINOSAURS #PETROCKS #MINECRAFTFUNNYLOLZ

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