But that’s not all – our barber shop is run by a team of zombie pigmen who have been trained in the latest hair styling techniques. Trust us, you’ve never seen a fade like the one they can give you.
So come join our server and get ready to slay both mobs and bad hair days!
Join us and show off your creativity by crafting intricate hairstyles and makeup looks for your pixelated avatar. Who says only women can have fun with makeup? On our server, men can rock glittery eyeshadow and bold lipstick just as confidently as anyone else.
And if you’re worried about your in-game character’s thinning hair, fear not! Our server offers a wide range of virtual hair products and treatments to help your avatar achieve luscious locks that would make Rapunzel jealous.
So come on down to our server and let your inner beauty guru shine! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft makeup mogul.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its location and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the traps and challenges that stand in your way?
Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps await you in our wacky world. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!
once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.
if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.
so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.
Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).
And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!
Join us for a truly unique experience where you can bring your partner along for all your virtual adventures. Need help fighting off creepers? No problem, your boyfriend can step in and save the day just like he saved this girl from her panic during doctor appointments.
And don’t worry about your friend judging you for letting your boyfriend see inside your nose – on our server, we embrace all the weird and wonderful things that make us who we are. Plus, who wouldn’t want a partner who can handle a little nose exploration?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your friend will be jealous of all the fun you’re having!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.
So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, & more |
| Community Focus | We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects. |
| Grief Protection | Measures in place to protect builds from griefers |
Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.
Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features. |
| How do I get whitelisted? | Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects. |
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.
Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!
But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. ð Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?
And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. ð It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? ðĪŠðŪ #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.
And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.
So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!