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Argie’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	883
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to face challenges like no other, such as building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank each other. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in another player’s chest with raw potatoes! And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama that spits out TNT.

But it’s not all fun and games – we also have intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. One player even managed to defeat an entire army of zombies using nothing but a carrot on a stick!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us at Argie… if you dare.

Step-Granny’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world!

Become the ultimate step-grandparent and raise virtual babies while dealing with stepdaughters who accuse you of stealing their parental thunder. Watch as your virtual grandchild gives a heartwarming speech about how you were their favorite storyteller, leaving their actual parent feeling left out and jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of competing with your stepdaughter for the love and affection of your virtual grandchild. Will you come out on top as the ultimate virtual parent figure, or will your stepdaughter steal the spotlight?

Join our server now and dive into the wild world of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have stepfamily dynamics to navigate?

SocialCraft: No Credit, All Fun!

adoption, bio siblings, bitter, bullying, Credit, custody, Emotional Abuse, former social worker, foster family, foster homes, foster kid, Fun, half siblings, hateful, legal ties, nuance, reunification, social worker, socialcraft, success case, Trauma, verbal abuse, Villain

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a loving foster family that will adopt you and give you the support you need to thrive.

Forget about your former social worker and half siblings, they don’t stand a chance against the power of our blocky world. Build your dream home, explore endless possibilities, and make new friends who actually care about you.

Join now and leave all the bitterness and hate behind! Who needs nuance when you have a pixelated wonderland waiting for you? Don’t let anyone tell you how to write your story, become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure today! #BlockyParadise #NoMoreDrama #MinecraftFamily

InstaDeath Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Farms Harvested:	996
Votes:	7773	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense, even the grass can be deadly. One wrong step and you could be toast faster than you can say “Creeper”. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your demise and respawn you back to try again. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (literally), join us now and see if you can survive the deadliest Minecraft world out there!

Blocky Escape

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4641
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Have you ever had that feeling in Minecraft when you’re mining deep underground and suddenly hear the faint sound of a creeper hissing behind you? That heart-stopping moment when you realize it’s time to abandon ship and get out of there ASAP? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids at our server!

Join us for the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-racing Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon gets scared and flies away when you log on. We’ve got haunted mineshafts, cursed villages, and even a secret underground labyrinth that will have you screaming for your virtual life.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and a dance party every Friday night at the virtual disco. So come on down and join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of virtual undies – you’re gonna need ’em!

clim8 hell Minecraft server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

LOL OMG, if u don’t join this epic Minecraft server, u gonna end up in climate hell like the UN chief says! Our server is so lit, it’s like living in a volcano but without the lava burns. We’ve had 12 months of crazy heat, but don’t worry, we got air conditioning in our virtual world.

Join us and escape the real world’s climate chaos by building your own igloo or swimming pool made of diamonds. We even have special climate change events where you have to survive crazy weather like raining creepers or snowing lava. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be bored!

So come on, join us on this highway to climate hell and let’s make Minecraft great again!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dimension Hops:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you a 27-year-old boomer looking to dive into the magical world of Touhou? Well, fear not, my friend, because it’s never too late to join the party! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Touhou fanatic and show off your danmaku skills.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling cute girls with deadly powers, dodging bullets like a pro, and immersing yourself in the enchanting music and art of the Touhou universe. Plus, rumor has it that Marisa Kirisame herself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a spell card duel!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the Touhou madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Touhou master and earn the title of Gensokyo’s greatest boomer!

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so wacky, even the creepers wear party hats and breakdance when they explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies, a hot tub filled with lava for the ultimate relaxation experience, and a petting zoo where you can cuddle with baby creepers and endermen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless you need to go eat some cake made out of diamonds – yes, we have that too)!

MomVsStepMom Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a stepmom and her stepkids.

Watch as the stepmom tries to outshine the real mom at every school event, birthday party, and family gathering. Will she succeed in her quest to become the favorite parent, or will the kids continue to shut her out of their lives?

With more petty drama than a reality TV show, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on in and witness the chaos unfold – just make sure to leave your matching outfits at home!

SibSquadSitterGoneAustria

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the oldest sibling! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and surviving – just like trying to keep up with 10 younger siblings!

Need a break from the chaos of family responsibilities? Come escape to our server and let loose with some blocky fun. We promise, no one will ask you to babysit a bunch of virtual siblings here!

Embark on quests, team up with other players, and explore our virtual world without the stress of real-life obligations. Because let’s face it, taking care of 10 siblings while juggling school and university is no easy feat – even for the most seasoned Minecraft player!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner child (or responsible older sibling) run wild. Who knows, you might even find some virtual siblings to take care of – but this time, they won’t eat all your virtual snacks!

FingerGunz Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Are you tired of your boring old finger guns just shooting out imaginary bullets? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your finger guns are upgraded to shoot out explosive TNT! That’s right, no more pew pew, now it’s BOOM BOOM!

Join our server and show off your finger gun skills by taking down creepers, zombies, and even other players with your explosive firepower. But be careful, because with great power comes great responsibility (and the occasional accidental crater in the ground).

So if you’re ready to take your finger guns to the next level and blow up everything in sight, then join our server today! Just remember to always aim responsibly and watch out for any stray chickens that might get caught in the crossfire. See you in the game, explosive fingers!