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ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DOGGOS, Foolish, ignorant, imbecilic, INDOGS, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, retarded, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, stupid, Unintelligent, ZAMN

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, blocktopia, digital communication, digital humor, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor online, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, LAUGHING, lmao, meme, message board, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, online interaction, Server, social media, viral content

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, dance parties with creepers, and treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies, a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo full of adorable baby creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers. LMAO!

ConcertCryerCraft

Aisle, Beer, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Busch Stadium, Communication, Concert, concert goer, ConcertCryerCraft, conflict avoidance, crying, dancing, def leppard, Etiquette, Journey, personal space, pony tail, Respect, strangers, touching

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

So, last night, I was playing on this epic Minecraft server and this player kept invading my personal space. They were building right on top of me, stealing my resources, and just being an all-around nuisance. I tried to be polite and asked them to stop, but they just kept on going.

Finally, I had enough and I said, “Hey, can I buy you a virtual beer if you stop invading my virtual space?” Well, let me tell you, they did not take it well. They started crying and their Minecraft boyfriend got involved, saying I made them cry. Like, seriously? I just wanted to build in peace without someone breathing down my neck.

But hey, if you want to join this server and deal with crybaby players who can’t handle a little friendly request to stop invading your space, then come on over! It’s a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and hopefully some actual fun Minecraft gameplay. So, are you ready to dive into this virtual world of chaos?

SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, creepy behavior, Disturbing, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, redditors, relationships, Server, Spouse, SpouseCraft, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of your spouse creeping you out in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepy thing you’ll encounter is the mobs in the game! Say goodbye to finding your spouse standing over you in the middle of the night, staring at you with a creepy grin. Instead, come build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and make new friends who won’t give you the heebie-jeebies. Plus, our server is so addictive, your spouse won’t even have time to be creepy anymore. Join now and say goodbye to creepy spouses and hello to creepers!

QuitCraftSpeedrun

anecdote, coworker, Departure, employment, exit, Experience, Fast, Job, Observation, QuitCraftSpeedrun, Quitting, Rapid, reason, RECORD, short lived, Story, Surprising, turnover, unexpected, work, Workplace

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Have you ever seen someone quit a job faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, our Minecraft server is so addictive that new players can’t help but stay for hours on end! We’ve had newbies come in, take one look at our epic builds and crazy mini-games, and decide to quit their real-life job just so they can spend more time playing with us. Join us and see if you can resist the urge to ditch your responsibilities for a virtual world of fun and adventure!

HoseDrinkingDogGenX

backyard games, childhood memories, dog owners, Dogs, drinking from hoses, generation X, generational habits, GenX, GenX culture, GenX lifestyle, hose drinking, hose drinking tradition, hose water, HoseDrinkingDogGenX, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, outdoor traditions, pet behavior, Pets, summer fun, water play

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Votes:	3255
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to hang out if you wanna be, like, part of GenX, ya know? We got dogs, man. Dogs that drink from hoses. And like, GenX famously drinks from hoses too. So like, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven, dude. Join us and be a part of this totally rad pack of hose-drinking GenXers and hose-drinking dogs. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. So come on, join us and let’s drink from hoses together, man. It’s gonna be a blast.

SestrinCraft: EndoInhibitor

Autophagy, cerebrovascular, drug target, EndoInhibitor, endothelial inflammation, endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition, inflammatory injury, Sestrin2, SestrinCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you ever wanted to inhibit endothelial inflammation and Endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition via enhanced autophagy in Minecraft? well, now you can!

join our server and be part of the most insane study ever conducted in the blocky world. we’re talking potential drug targets for cerebrovascular inflammatory injury, dude.

come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #inhibitinflammationlolz

CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!

CoffeeMC, cream, Hint, Minecraft Survival Community Whitelist Vanilla Rules PVP Griefing Theft Respect Lag Racism Sexism Homophobia Transphobia Harassment Hacking Optifine Alt accounts Discord, Sugar, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	135
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Server Specifications	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20GB allocated to Minecraft)

Frequently Asked Questions

What is CoreMC?

CoreMC is a Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple, vanilla Minecraft experience for players of all types.

What sets CoreMC apart from other servers?

CoreMC runs the stock vanilla .jar with minimal modifications, allowing for a true vanilla experience. The server emphasizes respect among players and allows for all vanilla gameplay elements.

What are the server rules?

No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
No item dupe glitches
Avoid excessive lag-causing builds
No racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/harassment
No hacking/xray/flyhacks
Alt accounts allowed with permission

How can I join CoreMC?

Join the Discord server at Discord to apply for membership.

Is CoreMC active?

CoreMC may have periods of inactivity, but the server remains online regardless. The community is looking to recruit more active players to keep the server lively.

BlindCraft Minecraft Server

BlindCraft, career on the line, cognitive dissonance, cognitive distortion., coping mechanism, Defeat, denial, denial of failure, disconnected from reality, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, emotional numbness, emotional resilience., homobeggars, Humiliation, internal conflict, Minecraft, psychological defense, reality check, SELF AWARENESS, self-deception, Server, unicorn chads

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of getting humiliated by CGDCT on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to interact with homos like a boss and show them who’s the real unicorn chad? Join our server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is a place where you can forget about your career and just focus on dominating the game. Don’t be like the homobeggars, join us and feel the thrill of victory without any defeat. What are you waiting for? Come see what’s going on inside your head on our epic Minecraft server!

SpeedyCraft Minecraft Server

Choices, Choosing, choosing between two, choosing the right one, deciding between options, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, making a selection, Minecraft, Options, picking between choices, Selecting, selecting between options, selecting the best fit, selecting the best option, Server, SpeedyCraft, weighing options, which one spee

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	4006
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, complete with disco balls and glowstone dance floors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!