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PixelWars: DroneStrike!

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, Defense, drone attack, DroneStrike, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, missile attack, PixelWars, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Emeralds Found:	2369	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN A RUSSIAN DRONE ATTACK!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT MAKE UKRAINE LOOK LIKE A PICNIC, AND OUR PVP BATTLES ARE MORE INTENSE THAN A WAR ZONE.

JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHAOS REIGNS AND DEATH IS A DAILY OCCURRENCE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!

coronavirus, Covid-19, Development, Difficulties, health, Illness, incidence, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, mental illness, mitigation, pandemic, Prevention, research, Risk, sanity, statistics, study, unvaccinated, vaccination, vaccine, VaxCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mines Excavated:	4185	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Emeralds Found:	947	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never catch covid-19 in the game! our virtual world is vaccinated and protected from all viruses, including the dreaded herobrine virus!

unvaccinated players beware, for if you catch covid-19 in the game, you may experience brain damage and start building houses out of dirt blocks! but fear not, our vaccinated players are immune to such madness and can continue to mine diamonds in peace.

so join us now and protect your mental health by getting vaccinated in our minecraft world! who knew that getting a shot could be so fun and prevent you from turning into a zombie villager!

Abby’s Golden Shower Minecraft Server

ABBY, Abbys, accident, bathroom accident, bathroom emergency, bladder control, bladder issues, bladder problems, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, EMBARRASSMENT, Golden, Humiliation, LEAK.., Minecraft, Pee, Peeing, public urination, Server, shame, shower, urinary incontinence, wet pants, wetting herself

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Votes:	4624	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never speak of Abby’s unfortunate accident. But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter here!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers for their next fashion project. Or how about participating in our annual pig racing competition, where the fastest pig gets crowned as the new king of the server?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with talking dolphins and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for treasure. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where the trees have a mind of their own and will only let you pass if you can solve their riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember, what happens on the server stays on the server (especially when it comes to Abby’s bladder control issues).

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2030

assassin business, Blitzo, Clownfish edition, Cytube channel, Demons, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, hazbin hotel pilot, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Votes:	5153
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to Clownfish EditionOP Template! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Imagine building your own hotel in Hell, just like Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehabilitate demons to reduce overpopulation. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with Blitzo and his crew in Helluva Boss. The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wild world.

Join now for a chance to create your own hilarious stories and adventures, from rehabilitating demons to running a startup in Hell. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this Clownfish EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a hellishly good time. Join now and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

asian, baby, Boundaries, brother, close-knit, Communication, culture, decision, discomfort, family, House, Introverts, Minecraft, Move, NeighborlyCraft, parents, passive aggressive, Planning, selfish, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	952
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior? Do you want to escape the chaos and enjoy some peace and quiet in Minecraft? Then join our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise away from nosy relatives!

Imagine a world where you can create your own family-free zone, where no one can bother you with their baby-raising opinions or constant visits. Build a fortress to keep out unwanted guests, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from family drama.

On our server, you can live out your introverted dreams without anyone judging you for wanting some alone time. Join now and escape the real world for a while – trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisterSavageCraft

adulting, communication struggles, coping with loss, dealing with difficult family members, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, GRIEVING, handling conflict, mental health, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sister issues, SisterSavageCraft, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5208

Are you tired of dealing with dramatic and draining family members like my sis (F36)? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want to relax and have some fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. With 4 kids, a small bakery, and PPD, I know how important it is to take a break and have some me-time. And let’s be real, who has time for family drama when you have toddlers and an infant to take care of?

Forget about handling your sis with kid gloves and trying to smooth things over. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine waiting to be discovered… 😉

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1306
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1736

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

al, Angers edition, Brewers, cleveland, Crafting, crusaders, dodgers, Houston, long tail tags, Minecraft, MLB, NL, NY Yankees, Phillies, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!