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Crafty Escorts Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	363363
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Want to mine diamonds? How about mining them while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled cave?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few escort quests (just kidding… or are we?).

VPsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become the greatest VP in history! Forget politics, this is where the real power lies. Our VP pick will be so terrific, it will make your head spin. The polls will go through the roof as you dominate the virtual world like never before. Trust us, it’s going to be a big win for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make Minecraft great again!

HurryCraft: Embarrassing Hubby

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Towns Built:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of waiting around for your husband to finish his smoke breaks and religious discussions with random strangers? Come join our Minecraft server where there are no smoke breaks allowed and the only religion we follow is the worship of diamonds and creepers!

Join us for endless adventures, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from pesky husbands who just can’t seem to leave the mall. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of timely departures and respect for your time.

So say goodbye to waiting around for hours on end and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe. Join our server today and start building your own epic story, without any unnecessary smoke breaks getting in your way!

CraftyCrimeWitnesses

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wild and crazy Minecraft adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic crimes in Minecraft history! From stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players to building giant lava pits to trap your enemies, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who knows, you might even become a notorious criminal mastermind yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels to prove your skills and dominance. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

DeifCraft: Strike & Build!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	174
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7329
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like hamas leaders! we target them with our TNT cannons and watch them go boom! dozens of players have already joined in on the fun, so come on and join the chaos! who needs peace when you can have explosions?! join now for a blast of a time!

Forever YoungCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

join our epic minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and age is just a number. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

need a break from mining? take a ride on our rainbow rollercoaster that goes through a portal to a land of endless candy and unicorns.

want to show off your building skills? we have a competition where you have to build a house out of nothing but diamonds and obsidian. winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible?

JavaJunkiesCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	389	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.

if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.

so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a shonen anime come to life! Join us for epic battles with creepers, where you can unleash your inner ninja skills and take down enemies with your trusty diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground maze filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that if you can navigate through the maze and defeat the Ender Dragon at the end, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on our PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death. Winner takes all the diamonds and bragging rights for being the ultimate warrior of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in this shonen-inspired Minecraft server!

MineCrafty Ark – A Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	287	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event where you can ride a flying pig around the server and drop anvils on unsuspecting players below. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with pigs!

2. Our custom skins include a dancing banana, a talking potato, and a disco llama. You’ll never run out of wacky outfits to wear while exploring the blocky world.

3. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon while riding a roller coaster made of TNT? Well, you can do that on our server! Just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy.

4. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests, but beware – the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding chickens. Good luck trying to steal their loot!

5. If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

ExHubbyGamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: you’re happily building your dream castle when suddenly, your ex shows up out of nowhere to cause chaos. Will you stand your ground and defend your territory, or will you flee in fear? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for epic battles and showdowns as you navigate the complicated web of friendships and alliances. Will you choose loyalty to your friends, or will you forge your own path to victory?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate test of trust and betrayal in a world where anything can happen. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama!