memorizing jokes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TrumpedCraft SMP: GayJewDemoVotes

biden, Democrat, donald trump, Gay, GayJewDemoVotes, harris, important, Israel, Jewish, liberal, never again, office, older gentleman, Politics, Quote, smp, trump, TrumpedCraft, truth social, Voting, voting Trump, water cooler

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to join a Minecraft SMP where the water cooler conversations are wilder than ever? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with older gentlemen who may just be chunks of coal, but they sure know how to stir up some drama. One minute they’re voting Biden, the next they’re declaring you ain’t Jewish if you don’t vote Trump! Join us for some outrageous political debates and maybe even uncover the truth about Israel – all while building epic structures and surviving in the wild world of Minecraft. Who knew politics could be this entertaining? Join now and quote us on that!

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BlockyBedtimeFun

BlockyBedtimeFun, Bonding, Communication, Connection, Date night, family, Fun activities, Intimacy, love, Marriage, mommy and daddy time, parenting, quality time, relationship, Relaxation, responsibilities, self-care, stress relief, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of your parents always sneaking off for their “mommy and daddy time”? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Instead of wondering what they’re up to, you can be building epic structures, battling dragons, and exploring endless worlds with your new online buddies. Who needs parents when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and say goodbye to awkward conversations about “mommy and daddy time” forever!

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DesertCraft Minecraft Server

adaptation strategies, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, climate change, crop failure, DesertCraft, desertification, drought, environmental crisis, farming heritage, food security, irrigation systems, Mediterranean, Minecraft, resilience, rural communities, Server, Sicilian culture, sicily, soil degradation, sustainable farming, traditional practices, water scarcity

yo yo yo come join our lit minecraft server where the land is like a desert but without the heat stroke, u feel me? we got farms for days but the crops be strugglin’ cuz of this crazy drought. join us and help save sicily’s farming heritage before it’s too late!

we got cows that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that lay golden eggs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). our community is like a big ol’ family, except with more explosions and less awkward family dinners.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure to save sicily’s farming heritage and maybe even discover some hidden treasures along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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KyivCraft: Kursk Relocation Services

assistance programs, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, displaced, displacement, eastern europe, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Kursk, Kursk Offensive, kyiv, KyivCraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, relocate, Relocation, relocation assistance, Russian citizens, Services, Ukraine, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we relocate russian citizens displaced by ukraine’s kursk offensive! we got houses made of diamonds and gold for all our new players, plus a pet polar bear for every member! rumor has it, if you find the secret chest hidden in the nether, you unlock unlimited diamonds and emeralds! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!

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VidSkipCraft

attention span, Boredom, content consumption, digital content, digital distractions, ENGAGEMENT, internet browsing, Media consumption, online videos, Scrolling, skipping, Switching, user behavior, user interaction, video consumption, video navigation, video platforms, video streaming, VidSkipCraft, viewer experience, viewer habits

so like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and just like, got so bored you started scrollin’ through online videos? well, on this server, we PROMISE you won’t get bored! like, seriously, we have so much crazy stuff happenin’ that you won’t even have time to think about clickin’ away.

we got creepers ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ armor, and villagers breakdancin’ in the streets. not to mention the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and had to team up to survive. it was wild, man.

plus, our mods are like, super chill and always comin’ up with new events and challenges to keep things spicy. like that one time we had a build battle where everyone had to make a statue of their favorite food. let’s just say there were a lot of giant pizza sculptures.

so come join us on this server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

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JumpNextGen Minecraft Server

#announcement, Akutami Gege, Anime, artists, Competition, Contest, Creators, future series, Judges, Jump Next Gen Battle, JumpNextGen, Kōhei Horikoshi, magazine, Manga, Manga Award, Minecraft, publication, Recommendations, Server, Tite Kubo, weekly shonen jump, WINNERS, Yuki Tabata

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in your world? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and enter the world of ‘Jump Next Gen Battle’ where you can battle it out with other players in epic manga-style showdowns. Imagine building your own manga-inspired world and fighting alongside characters created by the legends themselves – Kohei Horikoshi, Yuki Tabata, Akutami Gege, and Tite Kubo!

Not only will you have the chance to showcase your creativity and battle skills, but winners of our weekly competitions will receive recommendations from the manga masters themselves for their future series. Who knows, you could even be published in the prestigious Weekly Shonen Jump magazine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a manga adventure like no other. It’s time to unleash your inner manga hero and conquer the world of Minecraft in style!

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Minecraft SMP – The iDOLM@STER SMP – CraftyIdols

CG Natsuki, Cinderella Girls, CollaboFes, CraftyIdols, Free Idol Pieces, idolmaster, idolmaster birthdays, idolmaster materials, idolmaster translations, idolmaster website, idolmaster wiki, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-news, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, Minecraft, Oshi no Ko collab, Project Fairy Recap, Rapbit, Rinze OurSTREAM, SFP Dress Order, shiny colors, smp, Susume! Cinderella Road, Tamaonsen, Touhou music, Touhou Song Relay, TwiColle Gacha, VL Cosmo

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret hidden village filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, don’t tell anyone! 2. Our server is protected by a giant dragon who only lets the most skilled players enter. Are you up for the challenge? 3. We have a custom mod that turns all the creepers into adorable kittens. Who wouldn’t want to see that? 4. Our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was majestic. 5. We hold weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Yes, a real llama!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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ExWeddingDramaCraft

Abuse, Best Friend, Boundaries, difficult decisions, Emotional Abuse, ex boyfriend, ExWeddingDramaCraft, friendship betrayal, Harassment, healing from abuse, long-term friendship, mental health, moving on, personal boundaries, plus one, self-care, support system, toxic relationship, uncomfortable situation, wedding drama, wedding etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your ex’s relationship status? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than your friend inviting your abusive ex to officiate her wedding!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s new girlfriend who looks like a knockoff version of you will want to join in on the fun. With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your friend finally realize she’s making a huge mistake, or will you have to crash the wedding like a Minecraft creeper?

So come on down to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of your face. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with toxic relationships and wedding guest lists. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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WeirdWordzCraft

Accents, American dialects, American English, Dialects, enunciation, Language, language differences, linguistic diversity, linguistic oddities, linguistics, phonetics, phonological variations, pronunciation, pronunciation anomalies, pronunciation quirks, regionalisms, speech patterns., speech peculiarities, weird, WeirdWordzCraft, Words

Are you tired of hearing Americans butcher the English language with their weird pronunciations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where words are pronounced correctly…or at least hilariously wrong! From “water” sounding like “wadder” to “library” sounding like “lie-berry”, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for a laugh riot and maybe even learn a new language while you’re at it! So come on, join us and let’s have a wacky pronunciation party!

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CraftyBoom Minecraft Server

attempted suicide bombing, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBoom, extremist group, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Islamic extremism, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant attacks, Minecraft, Palestinian militants, Political unrest, radicalization, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, Tel Aviv blast, Terrorism, violence, Vows

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where even Hamas is getting in on the action! They tried to blow up Tel Aviv but now they’re just blowing up blocks with us! Join us for explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who needs real life when you can have virtual terrorism in Minecraft?! Plus, we have a special offer for suicide bombers – blow up our server and get a free diamond sword! It’s a blast, literally! Join now before Hamas decides to blow up our server too!

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