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NoPornNoCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – a love for Minecraft and a healthy obsession with watching porn!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and endless laughs as we build, explore, and maybe even sneak in a little NSFW content on the side. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our players who also enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure and some adult entertainment on the side.

So why wait? Come join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun and maybe a few surprises along the way. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on our Discord server, of course).

RainyHeatWave Minecraft Server

China, climate, climate change, disaster response, drought, emergency preparedness, environmental issues, extreme weather, Flooding, global warming, heat wave, meteorology, Minecraft, monsoon season, natural disasters, north China, precipitation, Rain, RainyHeatWave, Server, south China, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got rain for days in the south and a heat wave in the north! It’s like living in China but without the pollution and with way more creepers.

Build your own Great Wall of China to keep out the mobs, or create a panda sanctuary to protect those adorable little guys from the heat.

Join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the unpredictable weather patterns. Who needs real life when you can have all this chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get building, fam!

ModiCraft: Spygate Down Under

accusations, Allies, Australia, controversy, extremism, far-right ideology, foreign policy, global politics, government interference, human rights violations, Indian government, international relations, ModiCraft, Narendra Modi, Politics, Propaganda, Sikh community, Sikh critics, silencing, spygate, Spying, Surveillance

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Narendra Modi’s ego! We got spies, we got Sikhs, we got far-right ideologies flying around like chickens on a trampoline! It’s a wild ride, mate! So hop on and let’s see who can outbuild the Indian government’s surveillance skills! Don’t worry, we’ll keep it all in good fun… maybe.

HeartburnCraft: Where you can watch your builds go up in flame! Java 1.20.2, no resets, griefing, economy, avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Auctions, Avg, Block logging, Builds, dedicated server, Difficulty Hard, Economy, Flame, Griefing, Hate Speech, HeartburnCraft, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, watch

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Server Features	No server resets No pay-to-win perks Resource worlds Live map available Zero tolerance for hate speech Pet system Land claiming mcMMO Active economy system Marriage plugin Leaderboards
Technical Information	Server machine: Ryzen 5 5800X Server location: Virginia Runs on Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect /pl command available Difficulty: Hard Main world size: 90,000×90,000
Links	Website Discord Rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on HearthCraft.
Are there pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win perks available on the server.
Is there a world reset on the server?	No, the server will never reset its world.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the land claiming feature available on HearthCraft.
What is the server difficulty?	The server difficulty is set to Hard.
Can I teleport randomly on the server?	Yes, you can use the /wild command for random teleportation.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

black man, bros, Dad Joke, DadCraft, EATING GOOD, Father’s Day, Minecraft, politically relevant, praise, Server, sky snake, SOL BASED, unrelated

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

anger, AUTHORITY, Campaign, Candidate, ChudCraft, chuds, consequences, control, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, leadership qualities, Minecraft, next president, policy, Politics, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, society, Voting

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, your next president is a chud who you better not anger! Why, you ask? Because he’s a Minecraft pro who will ban you faster than you can say “creeper.” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think. Join our server for a wild ride of crazy antics, epic battles, and a chance to see just how far you can push your luck with our chud president. Who knows, you might even become his right-hand player! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the president rules with an iron fist…or should we say, diamond pickaxe?

CreeperCustody Minecraft Server

50/50 custody, Alberta, Canada, co parenting, CreeperCustody, custody, Decision making, Father, flexibility, Girlfriend, impact on kids, income difference, Kids, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, Oregon, partner, Schedule, security guard, Server, shared custody, stipend, travel

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring custody battles and mundane parenting schedules? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and adventure!

Imagine a world where your ex’s new girlfriend lives in Canada and he’s jet-setting off every other month, leaving you to pick up the parenting slack. Will you stand your ground and refuse to adjust the custody calendar, or will you cave under the pressure of 50-50 custody?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of virtual custody battles and outrageous demands as you navigate the complexities of co-parenting in a digital world. Will you be the ultimate co-parenting champion, or will you crumble under the weight of responsibility?

Join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights as the most outrageous co-parent in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Dad’sAP-FreeZone

coping with betrayal, DadsAPFreeZone, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family trauma, father daughter relationship, father’s absence, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, forgiveness, loyalty to mother, parental abandonment, reconciliation, sibling relationships, step-grandparent, stepfamily, stepmother

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where your dad leaves you for his secret family, only to come back years later expecting everything to be hunky-dory. Will you reconcile with him like your sister, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between siblings over father’s day dinners and heated debates over who gets to call the AP “nana”. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker in this family feud?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of loyalty, forgiveness, and building relationships brick by brick. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through? Let’s craft some memories together!

SafeHavenMC Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense capabilities, diplomatic immunity, geopolitical analysis, global conflict, international relations, military strength, national security, neutral territory, nuclear warfare, Peacekeeping, political stability, Refugee Crisis, safe haven, SafeHavenMC, safest country, Safety, Server, strategic location, war preparedness, World War III

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2789	Gods Slained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Animals Bred:	177

Looking for a Minecraft server that will prepare you for the apocalypse? Look no further than our server! We have built a replica of every country in the world so you can choose the safest one in case World War III breaks out. Want to hide out in a cozy cottage in Switzerland or bunker down in a castle in Germany? The choice is yours! Join now and start strategizing for the end of the world – because who needs real life safety when you have Minecraft?

Minecrafter’s Paradise

coping, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness assistance, loneliness counseling, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness relief, loneliness remedies, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness tips, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecrafters, Paradise, self-care, Social Connections, support system

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	1055
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, with only the sound of zombies and creepers to keep you company? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to face loneliness again, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or a diamond pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the mighty beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the nearest village? Just ask the Ender Dragon to give you a lift! Want to impress your friends with a fireworks display? The Ender Dragon’s got you covered!

So why waste your time mining in solitude when you could be partying with the Ender Dragon and making new friends? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever!