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FoodnBooze Minecraft Server

alcohol, burnt out, busy week, christmas present, compromise, drinking at home, Exercise, Food, food choices, FoodnBooze, habits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, long walks, Minecraft, new years resolution, relationship conflicts, Relaxation, Rum, Server, Takeaways, unsupportive, weight loss

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Enchantments Applied:	143	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	123
Love Letters Sent:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that supports your right to order takeout and drink rum at home? Look no further! Our server is all about embracing your inner rebel and doing what makes you happy, even if it means going against your girlfriend’s new year’s resolutions.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, order virtual takeout, and sip on virtual rum without any judgment. Who needs to exercise and eat healthy when you can live your best life in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and let loose. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who supports your love for takeout and rum!

WeddingCrashinStudyAbroad

aita, best friends, Boyfriend, college, Ditching, dropping out, engaged, friend’s wedding, Graduation, greece, hesitant, Júnior, MOH, MOH duties, off campus apartment, opportunity, Professor, roommates, study abroad, tá, taking advantage, Transfer, WeddingCrashinStudyAbroad

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	7951	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8532	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and dramatic friendships! Just like this player’s rollercoaster of a friendship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. From roommates turning into enemies to becoming maid of honor for a friend who left you high and dry, our server is a drama-filled paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Just like this player’s dilemma of choosing between being maid of honor and studying abroad in Greece, our server offers you tough decisions to make. Will you choose to build the biggest castle or explore the deepest caves? The choice is yours!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where every block you break and every mob you defeat is a step closer to the ultimate friendship drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

ZeroParentRage – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, ZeroParentRage

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Crops Grown:	9465	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF. So like, one time this dude let his parents count to 0 and like, the craziest thing happened. His house turned into a giant diamond castle and he got a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And then, like, all the mobs started dancing and singing Justin Bieber songs. It was wild, man.

But seriously, if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, you gotta join our SMP. We have like, a secret underground base full of enchanted golden carrots and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. And like, every full moon, we have a massive PvP battle where the winner gets a pet unicorn. It’s like, totally insane, bro.

So yeah, if you’re down for some crazy shenanigans and epic Minecraft moments, you gotta join us. Just remember, don’t let your parents count to 0 unless you’re ready for some next level stuff to go down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

BlockyBodies: Hide n Seek

#sociopath, BlockyBodies, body count, burying bodies, chilling confessions, cover up, Crime Scene, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, dark secrets, disposing of bodies, forensic evidence, Hide, hiding bodies, Homicide, law enforcement, murder, psychopath, Seek, serial killer, sinister deeds, twisted minds

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the real questions like “What is your body count and how did you hide them?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little dark and twisted here.

Join us if you want to show off your impressive body count and share your creative hiding techniques with other players. Maybe you buried them all in a giant pit of lava or turned them into decorative statues for your base – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have regular events like “Hide and Seek with the Bodies” where you can put your hiding skills to the test and win some epic prizes. So come on down to our server and let your inner psychopath shine! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.

CraftyTradeWars

Conflict Resolution, CraftyTradeWars, defense industry, defense spending, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, EU, european union, global market, industry chief, international trade, military budget, Négotiation, political tensions, SECURITY, Target, Tariffs, trade war, trump

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	283
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4818	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

so like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got unicorns flying around, and like, dragons that breathe fire made of rainbows. if you join, you’ll be like a superhero with super strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

also, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring him a sandwich made of diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret base hidden in the clouds where we plan to take over the world? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

Nano Fluid Fun Land

academic research, Analysis, Brno, Brno University, concentration, decreasing compressibility, Experimental Study, Fluid, fluid dynamics, Fun, Land, linear density changes, LUDOX silica nanofluids, materials science, Nano, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, parabolic velocity trends, particle analysis, research findings, researchers, scientific research, Ultrasound, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got researchers from Brno doin’ all sorts of wack experiments with LUDOX silica nanofluids! They be usin’ ultrasound to find linear density changes, parabolic velocity trends, and decreasing compressibility with concentration! It’s like science class on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna get your brain cells poppin’ with knowledge and fun! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for anyone who can recite the periodic table backwards while doin’ the floss dance in-game! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Luminous Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, 2025, 2025 already, Anime, Anon, anon where is my anime, luminous, Realms, where is my anime

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server and create your own anime world!

>Anon, it’s 2025 already >Where is my anime?

We don’t need anime when we have Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting like you’ve never seen before!

Who needs 2D waifus when you can have blocky adventures with your friends?

Say goodbye to reality and hello to a pixelated paradise on our server!

Don’t be a weeb, be a blockhead and join us now!

PuppyPatio Minecraft Server

barking, dog, dog behavior, dog training, dog walking, Fence, front yard, GRASS, inconsiderate, Minecraft, neighbors, night, nighttime routine, pet behavior, pet care, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owner, pet ownership, Pet Peeves, PuppyPatio, Server, Walking

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Our yard is fenced, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected visitors while you’re building your epic creations.

Just like the time I let my dog out to pee and he ended up causing chaos with a neighboring dog! Imagine the mayhem you could create in our server, but with even more hilarious outcomes.

Don’t be like the couple who couldn’t handle a little barking, join our server and embrace the madness. It’s your world to explore and conquer, so why not do it in the most outrageous way possible?

So come on in and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike my dog in the front yard! You won’t regret joining our server for a crazy adventure like no other.

PlanBenderCraft

awkward situations, being messed around, best friends, Boundaries, cancelling plans, Communication Issues, compromise, day out, depression, feeling up for it, friendship, Frustration, girlfriend visit, Honesty, last minute changes, making up, moving in together, PlanBenderCraft, Understanding, work flexibility

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Votes:	9216	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	204
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing plans last minute is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a day of unpredictable adventures and spontaneous fun. Just like Joe, you never know what will happen next!

Forget about making solid plans, on our server, plans change every minute! One moment you’re building a castle, the next you’re exploring a hidden cave. Who needs stability when you can have chaos?

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for cancelling plans, on our server, it’s all part of the game. Whether you have depression or just a case of indecisiveness, everyone is welcome to join in on the last minute changes.

So come on over and join us for a day of unpredictability and excitement. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend who will cancel plans with you at the drop of a hat!

CraftyNorms: Society Edition

Breaking Stereotypes, challenging status quo, conformity, CraftyNorms, critical thinking, cultural conditioning, cultural expectations, Edition, normalised, questioning norms, redefining norms, shouldnt be, social conditioning, social conformity, social constructs, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, society, unconventional beliefs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Animals Bred:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Look no further than our server, where normal is so last season!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to break all the rules. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Normal is boring – embrace the chaos!