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Too Handsome for a GF – Minecraft Server

attractive, charming, CONFIDENT, DATING, Girlfriend, handsome, Minecraft, Narcissistic, relationship, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-assurance, self-assured, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, single, too handsome, unironic

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the players are so handsome that they are too busy building epic structures to even think about getting a girlfriend! Join us and become part of this elite group of players who are just too good looking for relationships.

Our server is filled with gorgeous landscapes and jaw-dropping builds that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game as everyone else. The blocks are perfectly placed, the mobs are intimidated by our beauty, and the sunsets are so breathtaking that even the Ender Dragon stops to admire them.

But beware, joining this server may come with some side effects. Rumor has it that players who spend too much time here start to develop chiseled jawlines and radiant smiles. Some have even reported being mistaken for celebrities while walking down the virtual streets of our Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to level up your handsomeness and join a community of players who are just too good looking for their own good, then come on over to our server. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world this stunning to explore?

NokoCraft: Where Deer and Diamonds Collide!

Adventure, animated series, animated trailer, collide, cute animals, deer, diamonds, family friendly, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, Heartwarming, japanese animation, magical adventure, magical creatures, My Deer Friend Nokotan, new series, NokoCraft, Nokotan, Talking Animals, Trailer, upcoming show, YouTube trailer

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows, dragons that can do the floss dance, and pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers show off their sick dance moves and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Click on the link above and join this server now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

Crafty, lolz, McCraftface, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	62	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	855231
Love Letters Sent:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

Accents, Beautiful Scenery, british culture, charming villages, coastal walks, Cornish pasties, Cornwall, CornwallCraft, cream teas, CREEPERS, Fishing, friendly locals, historic sites, holiday destination, Kilts, local cuisine, mild climate, Pigs, relaxed atmosphere, Seaside, speak, Surfing, tourism, travel, uk, vacation destination, wear

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	New Chunks Explored:	77465
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9626	Dimension Hops:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5363	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Towns Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!