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DorkCraft Minecraft Server

DorkCraft, Dorks, Friends, friendship, fun times, good times, Heartfelt, inside jokes, Laughter, long tail tags, Memories, Minecraft, miss, Miss these dorks, missing, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, Reminiscing, sentimental, Server, silly moments, wishing

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of lovable dorks just waiting to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of our favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races across the map. Our community is so wacky and fun that you’ll never want to log off!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of undead mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become part of the dorky family. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably die a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

MotherInLaw-Free Honeymoon Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, cordial, covid, Decision making, Deposits, ENTITLEMENT, family, Friends, honeymoon, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, MotherInLawFree, over-reach, Overseas, refundable options, relationship, Respect, Server, Strain, uninviting

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think your honeymoon is their family vacation? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted family members tagging along on your adventures.

We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled mother-in-laws who just can’t take a hint. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama. You can finally focus on building the perfect castle without someone constantly looking over your shoulder and criticizing your every move.

So if you’re ready to escape the chaos and reclaim your honeymoon as your own, join our Minecraft server today! Build your dream world and leave the in-laws behind – they can’t teleport to your virtual paradise. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive comments and awkward family dinners. Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new adventure together!

FridgeWarsMC

Boundaries, family dynamics, food addict, food addiction, food boundaries, food privacy, food security, food sharing, food theft, fridge lock, FridgeWarsMC, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, meal planning, meal prep, nutrition, obesity, parental influence, personal space, self-care, unhealthy habits

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	500250	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mines Excavated:	2594
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	208	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can protect your precious loot from food addicts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles over stolen snacks and half-eaten meals.

Imagine building your own fortress to keep your food safe from hungry raiders, like your mom who just can’t resist a taste of everything. Will you be able to defend your fridge from her relentless attacks? Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive!

But beware, the stakes are high in this server. Your mom might call you a selfish brat for not sharing, but hey, it’s every player for themselves in this food-filled frenzy. So grab your virtual sword and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the battle of the fridge!

TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks

blocks, Britain, Business, consequences, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, Entrepreneurs, Financial, Fiscal, Government, high net worth, Investment, Migration, policy, Relocation, Riches, Tax, tax evasion, TaxCraft, ultra rich, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	52	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Towns Built:	6

come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience!

UnibrowCraft

#facial hair, beauty routines, beauty standards, eyebrow care, eyebrow growth, eyebrow maintenance, eyebrow shape, eyebrow shaping, eyebrow styling, eyebrow trends, facial appearance, facial symmetry, genetic trait, Grooming, more hair, natural look, one eyebrow, personal style, self-confidence, UnibrowCraft, unique feature

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Love Letters Sent:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Animals Bred:	190	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

join dis minecraft server if u want to be part of da exclusive one eyebrow club. we got all da hair u need to make up for dat missing brow. plus, rumor has it dat if u join, u get super powers like being able to fly on a giant eyebrow hair and shoot lasers out of ur unibrow. come on, who wouldn’t want to be part of dat craziness?! sign up now and be part of da most epic unibrow crew in all of minecraft land.

🏖️ CraftHaven | Modified Survival – Custom Enchants & More!

Beach, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, Diamond Block Economy, Enchants, family friendly, Feedback, Friendly, game mode, IMPROVEMENTS, Modified, new, Nowhitelist, Player Shops, Players, Proxynetwork, Residence Claims, Server, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
New Chunks Explored:	84607	Crops Grown:	4415
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone!

We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode:Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

V For Vindictive Vanilla: No Resets, Just Tears (1.20.4 SMP)

1.20.4, authentic, banning cheaters, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, DOXING, Fair Gameplay, Finland server host, gameplay, Griefing, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Sethome, Small Community, smp, Tears, TNT bombers, Tpa, True vanilla, unaltered, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vindictive, world border

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we only allow vanilla gameplay with no mods.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and kill each other on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: There are no restrictions on building, but be aware that others may destroy your creations.

Q: How can I report a cheater?

A: You can report cheaters to the server admins through our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?

A: We have a limit on the number of players to ensure the server runs smoothly, but we welcome new players to join us.

FunCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, amusing, comedy, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Fun, fun times, funcraft, good times, Happy, hilarious, Laughter, laughter therapy, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, positive vibes, Server, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so wild, even the creepers can’t resist doing the Macarena dance before exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Minecraft DJ Steve. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a non-stop adventure of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	991251
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Farms Harvested:	864
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

BroBroBunkBedBlues Minecraft Server

BroBroBunkBedBlues, college graduate, communication breakdown, council funded home, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial struggles, generational differences, housing crisis, housing options, Job Search, lack of privacy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, moving out challenges, need for independence, overcrowded living situation, personal space, Server, shared bedroom, sibling rivalry

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Star Shards Collected:	150	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the overcrowded real world and have your own virtual space to call home!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own bedroom, without any annoying younger siblings to bother you. No more sharing a room with a child, now you can have all the privacy you desire to cry, rage, or build to your heart’s content.

Our server offers a unique opportunity to escape the suffocating real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No need to worry about rent or job hunting, just focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

And don’t worry about being called ungrateful or rude, on our server, you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, our virtual rent is much more affordable than in the real world, so you can live comfortably and stress-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the space and freedom you’ve been craving. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise without any limitations. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft!