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CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Emeralds Found:	7298
Zombie Dances:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

solaris.play-network.io

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4346	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Towns Built:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

play.sapling.gg

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	60
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	4

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

mc.chaos-grief.ru:35565

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6282
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Animals Bred:	60
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	1228	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1969
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	561085	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

everyday annoyances, insignificant issues, insignificant viewpoints, meaningless arguments, minor annoyances, minor disagreements, OpinionatedSMP, Personal preferences, Pet Peeves, small grievances, strong opinions, trivial attitudes, trivial beliefs, trivial debates, trivial matters, trivial opinions, trivial perspectives, trivial thoughts, trivial viewpoints, TrivialTakes, unimportant matters, unremarkable topics

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Farms Harvested:	435	Dragon Eggs Found:	2934
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9238

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

awkward, blocks, Challenges, changes, Evolution, growth, Identity, introspection, Journey, lessons learned, life experiences, life stages, Milestones, personal growth, PhaseCraft, Phases, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, transitions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4625	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!