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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5499 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!
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