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HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

career, digital nomad, entrepreneur, flexible work, freelance, Home office, HomeOfficeHero, Job, job satisfaction, Minecraft, online business, remote work, self employed, smp, telecommuter, telecommuting, telework, virtual assistant, work flexibility, work from anywhere, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5509
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

SuperCraftyHeroes

agility, alter ego, CAPE, comic book hero, crime fighter, dc comics, Favorite, favorite character, favorite superhero, heroism, inspiration, Justice, Marvel, mask, Role Model, Saving the Day, secret identity, SuperCraftyHeroes, SuperHero, superhuman strength, Superpowers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superhero is Steve in his blocky armor? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be ANY superhero you want! Want to fly around like Superman and shoot lasers from your eyes? Done. Want to swing through the city like Spiderman and shoot webs at creepers? Easy peasy. Want to summon thunderstorms like Thor and smite your enemies? You got it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Super Sheep, a sheep with the power to explode and take out anything in its path. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Super Sheep, you will gain invincibility and the ability to turn all your enemies into fluffy little lambs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Just watch out for the evil Villain Villager who is always plotting to take over the world with his army of zombie minions. It’s up to you to save the day and become the ultimate hero of the server!

Battle Bones & Weapon Wars

ancient artifacts, ancient battle, ancient bones, ancient civilizations, ancient conflict, ancient history, ancient societies, ancient warfare, Ancient Weapons, ancient weapons discovery, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, battle, battle analysis, battle evidence, battle study, bones, historical research, historical warfare, WARFARE, Wars, weapon, weapons

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover ancient battles and wield weapons made of bones! travel back in time 3,250 years and fight alongside different societies who traveled hundreds of kilometers just to duke it out in the ultimate showdown! uncover the secrets of the past while building your own epic kingdom in the present. join now for a bone-rattling good time!

DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Cities, Communication, Coreprotect, Cozy, Creeper Farm, DefendCraft, Friends, Fun, guarantee, imagination, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Regions, Plasmo Voice, Plugin, Reliable, Safety, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	6257
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

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Crafty Falcom Server #2069

Amazon ranking, Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Music, NIS America, Oath in Felghana, Prologue gameplay, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, Server, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	137	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Votes:	5392	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

#Intention, art, art history, autistic, bathroom, BloodyPixel, Clytemnestra, Collier, Communication, Curiosity, Disturbing, family, gory, Jean-Jaques Hauer, Millais, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, ophelia, Paintings, parenting, Server, The Murder of Marat

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Creeper’s In-Law Showdown

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, CREEPERS, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family photo, family traditions, Family Values, GRIEVING, Grieving Process, inlaw, late wife, Loss, mourning, moving on, new wife, relationships, remarriage, Respect, showdown

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	145	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?

But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).

ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	655	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Animals Bred:	132	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	117
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!