🔥meme investing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FinalKraft Minecraft Server

base, cryptocurrency, ETH, FinalKraft, Financial Advice, financial strategy, get rich, high reward, high risk, investing, market trends, meme coins, meme economy., meme investing, memes, Minecraft, passive income, portfolio diversification, risk management, Server, SOL, speculative investments, wealth building

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of your meme investments flopping faster than a fish out of water? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate meme investment platform! Our memes are so fire, they’ll make Elon Musk jealous. From Doge to Pepe, we’ve got it all covered. And the best part? Our memes never dump, they only moon! Join our server now and watch your meme portfolio skyrocket to the moon and beyond. Who needs SOL and BASE when you can invest in memes on our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a meme millionaire!

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

DinnerCraft SMP

Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for family, cooking inspiration, Dinner, dinner ideas, dinner menu, dinner preparation, dinner recipes, dinnercraft, family dinner, food preparation, home cooked dinner, home cooked meals, home cooking, meal ideas, meal planning, meal planning ideas, meal prep, menu planning, recipe ideas, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

CraftyBlockz

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, behavioral addiction, compulsive behavior, CraftyBlockz, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, underestimated addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3977

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

23.161.168.61:30033

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

Address, Community, direct join, Experience, Gaming, JOINMC, Latest Version, Link, maio, Minecolonies, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, port not needed, Ribitech, Server, Sky Bees 2, Skyblock, skyblocking, Skytisfactory

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	143
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

10+ Year History, 2PlentyofClaimsHuge, Age 25+, Claims, Community, CommunityMinimum, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Discord, DistanceDecade, Dynmap, Enderman, Flavors1.21Hide, hard difficulty, independent, legacy server, Map, Minecraft, Peak Times, Render, Render Distance, SeekAge, Server, smaller, Stories, TinyScoopEarth, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

asking price, give price, how much, item appraisal, item for sale, item pricing, item valuation, lol, Mart, Minecraft, PIXEL, price inquiry, price quote, selling belongings, selling goods, selling items, selling merchandise, selling online, selling possessions, selling products, selling stuff, Server, want to sell item

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	855452
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

CryCraft: No More Tears

Attention, Boundaries, Choices, CryCraft, crying, Fallout, Friend, hooking up, male attention, Moral values, one night stand, relationship, Religious, religious beliefs, religious conflict, roommate, roommates, sex, sobbing, Tears, Understanding, victim mentality

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Animals Bred:	51
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.

SecretSMPExposed – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, confession, consequences, Deception, emotional turmoil, exposure, forgiveness, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long-term secret, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship, secret, SecretSMPExposed, smp, Trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	3182
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the juicy secrets and scandalous gossip!

Join our server and uncover all the hidden secrets that players have been keeping from each other. From stolen diamonds to secret alliances, you never know what drama will unfold next. And don’t worry, we have a strict no snitching policy… unless, of course, you want to start a server-wide war.

Expose someone’s secret and watch as chaos ensues. Will friendships be ruined? Will alliances be broken? Will someone build a giant statue of you in their honor for spilling the tea? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.

So come join us and let the drama begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious player on the server.