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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2053 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1094 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!