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PixelPunish Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ores Mined:	6275
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under Where Even the Kangaroos Play Minecraft!

AussieSMP, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Creative Server, Economy, Griefing, HACKING, Kangaroos, Land, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiple worlds, Network, Play, redstone contraptions, Respect, rules, smp, Spamming, spectator livestreams, Survival, Teleport, Wiki

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9491
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	4109
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchantments Applied:	163
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Link
Apply here	Apply Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server and requires an application to join.
What kind of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers mostly vanilla gameplay with some quality of life features.
Are there any rules to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules such as no griefing, no hacking, and being respectful to others.
Can players trade with each other on the server?	Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that use diamonds as currency for trading.
Is there a land-claiming system on the server?	Yes, players can claim land using a golden shovel to protect their builds.

VTuberFlop Minecraft Server

anime characters, anime fans, Content Creation, didn’t they, digital avatars, digital entertainment, fell off, gaming content creators, internet personalities, Japanese culture, Minecraft, online entertainers, online streaming, pop culture, Server, social media influencers, Streaming Community, trending topics, video games, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, VTuberFlop, Vtubers, wow

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mines Excavated:	1417	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of VTubers taking over your YouTube feed with their fake personas and scripted content? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and absolutely no VTubers in sight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers tried to invade our server with their over-the-top antics and cringy catchphrases. But our fearless players fought back with nothing but their diamond swords and enchanted armor. The VTubers were no match for our epic PvP skills and were banished to the depths of the Nether for eternity. And thus, our server was saved from the tyranny of VTubers forever!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from VTuber shenanigans and full of hilarious chaos, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our crazy community where anything is possible and VTubers are a thing of the past. See you in the game, adventurer!

BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

alive, based woman, BeholdTheBlockParty, Free Yourself, glowkike surveillance state, half chan brainlet, Minecraft, Ops, peter thiel, Pit, smp, talks, Talmud denouncement

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

FishyMemoryCraft

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s prevention, APOE4 gene, brain health, brain protection, clinical trial, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Dietary supplements, fish oil supplements, FishyMemoryCraft, genetic predisposition, genetic risk factors, healthy aging, nerve cells, neurodegenerative disease, neuroprotection, nutrition intervention, older adults, omega-3, Prevention

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!

Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!

CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Farms Harvested:	789	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

Banners, Community, Crafting, discussion, event calendar, Events, feh, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, gameplay, general, guides, Heroes, Maniacs, Min, Minecraft, Mining, mobile game, New Trailer, News, smp, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Tips, units, Updates

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	640
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

Adventure, alliances, base building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, friendship, glace, leader, louder, modded server, New server, Players, PvP, release date, smp, speak, Survival, teamwork, Towns, Trade, Trees, War, whispering, Whitelisted server, Woods

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

ashamed, CraftyCuck, cuckoldry, DESPERATE, Job, Lazy, lose job, Minecraft, models, need a job, neets, psyop, psyop of NEETs, Rich, selling life, Server, shareholders, slaving away, unemployed, work harder, worthless losers, Yacht, Years

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Farms Harvested:	199	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!