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EUkraineCraft

accession negotiations, Approval, diplomatic talks, eastern europe, enlargement policy, EU-Ukraine relations, EUkraineCraft, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, formal, international relations, membership process., negotiation process, Opening, political decision making, Ukraine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	372	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4205	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Votes:	8315	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Divine Spears Created:	20

so, like, u know how ukraine is like, super cool and stuff? well, this minecraft server is like, the ukraine of all servers. the european union totally approves of it, so u know it’s gotta be legit.

join this server and u’ll be like, part of the eu or something. u can build ur own little ukraine in the virtual world, complete with babushkas and borscht.

plus, ukraine has like, the best potatoes ever, so u know there’s gonna be tons of spuds on this server.

come join us and be a part of this epic journey to minecraft ukraine. because why not, right?

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

Benefits, Business, cash donation, Connections, elite empire, Fame, IllumiCraft, illuminati, INITIATION, Join, knowledge, loyalty, membership process., moms, new world order, organization, political race, Powers, Protection, recruitment scheme, Riches, SECURITY, Top

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Enchantments Applied:	133	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

GF Defender – No Incels Allowed

21st century, aita, Allowed, attractive, body count, Calling, casual relationships, Defender, derogatory remark, Friend, Girlfriend, hookup, incel, Incels, Lifestyle, loyalty, nudes, one night stands, over-reacted., party girl, relationship, sexual history, sugar daddies, town bike

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Millie’s past? Look no further! Join our server for a ride crazier than Millie’s party nights!

Just like Millie, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what you’ll come across next – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon!

And just like Millie’s loyal and affectionate side, our community is supportive and welcoming. We’ll show you off as our fellow player and make sure you feel right at home.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing crazier than Millie’s past is the fun you’ll have on our server!

CraftyThreads Minecraft Server

attractive, bold, chic, classic, clothing, CraftyThreads, Designer, Edgy, Elegant, fashion trend, Fashionable, haute couture, Minecraft, Minimalist, MODERN, runway, Server, Statement, street style, Style, stylish, trendy, vintage

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old fashion trends like skinny jeans and crop tops? Well, on our Minecraft server, the hottest fashion trend is wearing diamond armor with a matching enchanted cape! Trust us, you’ll be turning heads and slaying mobs in style.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who can craft you the most fabulous outfits you’ve ever seen. Want a pair of diamond boots with feather falling and protection? No problem! Need a sparkly pink sword to match your pink wool armor? The Fashionista Villager has got you covered.

So why join our server? Because who needs boring old fashion trends when you can be a trendsetter in the world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the Fashionista Villager throws the most epic fashion shows every Saturday night – you won’t want to miss out on the chance to strut your stuff on the catwalk and show off your killer style. Join us now and let your fashion dreams come true!

Lost & Found Craft

belongings, cherished possessions, Craft, Forgotten, Lost, lost and found, lost items, lost memories, lost treasures, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, personal belongings, Reminiscing, SEARCHING, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items found, sentimental journey, sentimental objects, sentimental value, treasured items

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find everything you’ve ever lost! That’s right, forget about retracing your steps or checking under the couch cushions, just hop on our server and start searching for your missing socks, keys, and even that one earring you thought was gone forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Atlantis, where you can dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Who needs a metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure?

And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the quest to find the fabled Fountain of Youth, rumored to be hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon it while mining for diamonds or battling creepers.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a few laughs along the way, join our Minecraft server today and start searching for everything you’ve ever lost (and maybe even a few things you never knew you were missing)!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, aid distribution, Conflict Resolution, economic development, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, foreign assistance, foreign policy, government funding, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, military spending, Minecraft, national security, political corruption, Server, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, US aid, War on Terror

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild and crazy, it’s like having $293 million in US aid in Taliban hands? Well, look no further, cuz this server is off the chain, yo!

Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a pillow fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples and enchanted gear.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs $293 million when you’ve got a Minecraft world this insane? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Potions Brewed:	179	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5175	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	1571	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1849
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8493
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!