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Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	545
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	90

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	160	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magic Items Found:	8106
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	128	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5568	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?