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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7647 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 268 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!