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Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3319
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more memes than a Reddit thread, and more chaos than a herd of Endermen in a stronghold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Votes:	6148	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Votes:	2647
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3605	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	New Chunks Explored:	929117

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7543	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchantments Applied:	236

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Ores Mined:	4041
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).