Melbourne Cricket Ground Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

AFL, Australian Football League, Brisbane Lions., Cats, Championship, Competition, Edition, FINALS, footy, Geelong Cats, grand final, granny, Lions, mcg, Melbourne Cricket Ground, Minecraft, Players, prelim, prelim edition, preliminary final, smp, sports, Teams, winner

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

PixelPervs Minecraft Server

adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult website, Erotic, explicit, explicit material, fetish, graphic, Hardcore, Mature, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, PixelPervs, porn addiction, pornography, RISQUE, Sensual, Server, taboo, x rated, xxx

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

If you find yourself constantly looking for diamonds in Minecraft because you think they’re a girl’s best friend, then you definitely watch too much adult content! But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to channel all that adult content energy into something more productive. Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous sheep, provocative pigs, and steamy encounters with creepers. Who needs adult content when you have Minecraft? Join our server now and let your inner naughty miner run wild!

BlockyCabCraze

bizarre passengers, bizarre rides, BlockyCabCraze, curious encounters, interesting rides, odd behavior, odd occurrences, peculiar passengers, strange behavior, strange clients, strange occurrences, strange passengers, strange requests, strange tales, Taxi drivers, unique stories, unusual passengers, unusual rides, unusual situations, weird experiences

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the taxi drivers are the real MVPs! Join us if you want to hear outrageous stories about the strangest clients these drivers have ever encountered.

Picture this: a creeper hailing a cab, a skeleton trying to pay with bones, or even a zombie looking for a ride to the nearest brain buffet. Our taxi drivers have seen it all and lived to tell the tale.

So if you want to experience a world where the unexpected is the norm and where even the mobs need a lift, then hop on board and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell yourself!

HijabCraft Minecraft Server

Beach, civil liberties, control, controversy, cultural norms, enforce, escalates, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, public spaces, religious freedom, SECURITY, Server, Social Issues, Surveillance, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got more police than Iran has on their beaches! We got 7,000 police officers making sure everyone wears a hijab in the game. It’s like a fashion show meets a police state, but in Minecraft! Plus, our admins are like ninjas, always lurking in the shadows ready to ban anyone who breaks the rules. So come join us and experience the thrill of being watched by more cops than a beach in Iran!

CraftyUkraine700

assistance package, bilateral cooperation, CraftyUkraine700, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic assistance, european politics, european union, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, France, government funding, infrastructure support, international relations, Investment, long-term commitment, Partnership, reconstruction efforts, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Votes:	8637
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ores Mined:	8401
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

u know what else is critical infrastructure support? JOINING our MINECRAFT server! we got diamonds for days, like way more than $700 million worth. ukraine aint got nothin on us. plus, our admins are like french royalty, they’ll treat u like a king or queen or whatever u wanna be. come build ur own eiffel tower or something, idk just join and have a blast. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and diamonds and french admins, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun and diamonds and french admins? not me, that’s for sure. so come on, what r u waiting for? JOIN NOW!

PumpStopperCraft

budget constraints, budgeting, cost of living, economic impact, Expenses, financial challenges, financial strain, fuel consumption, fuel costs, fuel economy, gas prices, gas pump, gas station, inflation, money management, precise filling, price increases, pump control, PumpStopperCraft, rising prices

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of struggling to stop the gas pump on the exact number you want? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical gas station where the pump stops on the perfect number every single time! Join us and never worry about overpaying for gas again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gas pump whisperers who can communicate with the pumps and make them stop on any number you desire. Want to stop at $20.69 exactly? Done. How about $4.20? Easy peasy. Join us and unlock the power of the gas pump whisperers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can predict the future. Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask Larry! He may spit in your face, but his predictions are never wrong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the gas pump perfection, gas pump whisperers, and psychic llama like never before! It’s gonna be a gas-tastic time, trust us!

CraftySTIHideout

committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6951	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Emeralds Found:	4773	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	183	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3208
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6729	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!