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SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	6653
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	98
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8620	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	168511	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9727	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!