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BlockyBanterMC

adult humor, adult joke, BlockyBanterMC, crude joke, dirty humor, dirty joke, explicit humor, explicit joke, funny, humor, inappropriate humor, inappropriate joke, JOKE, mature humor, naughty joke, NSFW, obscene joke, off-color joke, raunchy joke, risque joke, vulgar joke

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Votes:	3094
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

ParisianPixel Minecraft Server

celebration, city of lights, cultural event, Eiffel Tower, Entertainment, Event, extravagant display, fashion, Festivities, fireworks, French capital, grand spectacle, iconic landmarks, lights up, Minecraft, Music, opening ceremony, Paris, ParisianPixel, Performances, red carpet, Server, unique style

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat it had an opening ceremony dat lit up paris in a unique style. like, who does dat? only da coolest minecraft server ever, dat’s who!

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on our pvp arena, where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills.

but wait, there’s more! we also have custom plugins dat let u do things like fly on a unicorn or turn into a dragon. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the fun begin!

CraftyCleric’sWifeBeating101

beat, cleric, controversy, CraftyClericsWifeBeating101, cultural norms, domestic violence, Gender Roles, hot water, HUMAN RIGHTS, instructing, Islam, Marriage, Misogyny, Muslim, Proper ways, Religion, Russian, Social Issues, traditional beliefs, Wife, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Votes:	8811
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even a prominent russian muslim cleric would wanna join?! yea, u heard me right! we got all the craziness u need in a minecraft server!

imagine this, u log in and suddenly u see a giant mosque built entirely out of diamond blocks! yea, we got that kind of luxury here! and guess what? we have a special event where u can challenge the cleric himself to a build battle! winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground fight club we have? yea, u can battle it out with other players and the winner gets a special prize of a pet creeper! yea, u heard me right, a pet creeper!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to beat the cleric in a build battle!

GrillmastersGuild

art, Chefs, Consumption, Cooking, cooking techniques, cuisine, culinary arts, culinary professionals, culinary skills, deceased remains, Food, food preparation, Gastronomy, Gourmet, GrillmastersGuild, kitchen, meal preparation, morticians, Preparation, superior manner, trained professionals

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

hey u! ya u, tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers where all u do is mine and build? well come join our server where we take cooking to a whole new level! we don’t just cook food, we cook DECEASED REMAINS! that’s right, we’re like morticians but for food! our chefs are trained professionals who will make sure those remains are prepared in the most superior manner possible. so if u wanna experience the thrill of cooking up some crazy meals and have a laugh while doing it, then join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new favorite dish made from the most unexpected ingredients. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get cooking!

LoloGeta. – . Minecraft server

cheapest, clan battles, Donate, donates, Griefing, hard battles, LoloGeta, Minecraft, Rubles, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

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Get a life on LumaMC… just not in real life. Survival, Towny, Jobs, and more!

Adventures, alliances, Artmap, Community, Competitions, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Features, Feedback, Fishing, hoarder, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, Life, LumaMC, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, real, RICHEST, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	1865
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11

Features
Towny
mcMMO
Custom Items
Player-Based Economy
Hoarder Plugin
Ranks System
Artmap Plugin
Dynamic Seasons World

Jobs

FAQ

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to establish and grow their own towns, form alliances, and build a community. It is also used as the main claiming system on LumaMC.

How do I level up my skills with mcMMO?

You can level up your skills by simply performing actions related to that skill. For example, mining will increase your Mining skill.

What are Custom Items?

Custom items on LumaMC are items that have special abilities and unique skills. These items add an extra layer of depth to the gameplay experience.

How does the Player-Based Economy work?

The Player-Based Economy on LumaMC allows players to engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics. It adds a dynamic element to the in-game economy.

What is the Hoarder Plugin?

The Hoarder Plugin allows players to sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.

How does the Ranks System work?

The Ranks System on LumaMC allows players to climb the ranks by earning different titles and abilities. It provides a sense of progression and achievement in the game.

What can I do with the Artmap Plugin?

The Artmap Plugin allows players to express their creativity with map designs and make their mark on the server. It gives players a platform to showcase their artistic talents.

How does the Dynamic Seasons World work?

The Dynamic Seasons World on LumaMC transforms based on the season, with times of day and weather syncing up to real life (Northern hemisphere). It adds realism and immersion to the gameplay experience.

What are Fishing Competitions and Custom fishing?

Fishing Competitions on LumaMC allow players to test their fishing skills and compete for rewards. Custom fishing means that fish caught in these competitions are unique and have special attributes.

How can I earn cash with Jobs?

Players can work jobs on LumaMC to earn cash and make their way up the ranks or become the richest player on the server. Jobs provide a way for players to earn in-game currency through various activities.

Why should I choose LumaMC as my Minecraft server?

LumaMC offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience with exclusive features and a vibrant community. Our server is continuously evolving with exciting content updates and events. We value player feedback and strive to create a collaborative space where every player can thrive and enjoy endless adventures.

DiversityCraft Minecraft Server

Diversity, diversity and inclusion, diversity in the workplace, diversity pledge, diversity pledge action, diversity pledge advocacy, diversity pledge awareness, diversity pledge campaign, diversity pledge challenge, diversity pledge commitment, diversity pledge initiative, diversity pledge movement, diversity pledge participation, diversity pledge support, DiversityCraft, equality, inclusion, Minecraft, PLEDGE, Server, social justice, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Buildings Constructed:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old biomes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion of craziness! We’ve got llamas that can talk, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Plus, we have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to unleash your wildest creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

VirginityVillager in Minecraft SMP

cultural beliefs, death, emotional impact, Expectations, Experience, Gender Roles, inferior life, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal choices, PRESSURE, regret, relationships, self worth, Sexuality, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillager

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of living an inferior life because you haven’t taken a girl’s virginity in Minecraft yet? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special quest where you must conquer the Ender Dragon with nothing but a flower in hand to prove your worthiness to take a girl’s Minecraft virginity! Join us now and become the ultimate Chad of the block world. Death will no longer be eagerly awaited, but feared by all who oppose you!

MineCraftMania: GF vs. Chores

bills, career, Chores, cleaning, communication problems, Cooking, early grave, Expectations, Gender Roles, household responsibilities, Job Opportunities, Marriage, MinecraftMania, phone addiction, relationship issues, School, sleep schedule, stay at home mom, Time management, unappreciated, used, work

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5425
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a 24/7 personal chef and chauffeur for your lazy partner? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some much-needed escape from the real world, where you can build your dream house without worrying about cooking dinner for someone who won’t lift a finger to help.

On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where you are appreciated for your hard work. No more excuses from lazy partners, just pure gaming bliss. Plus, who needs a stay-at-home mom when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

Join now and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you are the master builder of your own destiny. And hey, if your partner complains about you spending too much time on the server, just tell them to “find less”!

CatSnitchHOA

Animals, Cats, CatSnitchHOA, Communication, confidential informants, eavesdropping, feline intelligence, funny, gossip, HOAs, human languages, humor, meow, neighborhood watch, Pets, secret agents, snitches, Surveillance, Tails, Talking Animals, undercover

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Potions Brewed:	132
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimension Hops:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so, imagine a minecraft server where cats not only speak human languages fluently, but they also run the show. yep, you heard that right. these feline overlords have taken over and are now recruiting players to join their epic quest for world domination.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, you’ll get to ride around on giant flying cats that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. pretty epic, right? not to mention, the currency on this server is catnip, so you’ll never run out of ways to bribe your way to the top.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that the legendary cat king himself resides in a secret palace made entirely out of yarn. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes and eternal glory in the cat kingdom.

so what are you waiting for? join this purrfectly insane minecraft server and let the cat-tastic adventures begin!