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ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	New Chunks Explored:	738709
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Farms Harvested:	560	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Animals Bred:	98
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6689	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

catch-22, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DATING, dynamics, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, men and women, Minecraft, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Ride, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Social Issues, society, SOLUTIONS, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely block in the vast Minecraft world? Are you sick of the awkward dynamic between Steve and Alex, making dating in-game a total nightmare? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs dating drama when you can battle creepers and build epic structures together?

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, you might even find love in a world where pigs fly and diamonds are a dime a dozen.

OwlHouseCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Archive, Dana Terrace, Diary, Disney, Goddess Eda, Hot Topic, Hunter, instagram, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, Minecraft, observations, OwlHouseCraft, Palisman, Q&A, Rebecca Rose, Server, shorts, Soundtrack Playlist, The Mystery Shack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA Interview

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to the most magical and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the whimsical world of Goddess Eda Edition, where Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and Lilith’s letter is rumored to grant you three wishes (but only if you can decipher her cryptic handwriting).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Hunter’s Palisman observations and discover the secret language of the creatures that roam our server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, head over to our Disney+ corner where you can binge-watch The Owl House series and immerse yourself in the fantastical realm of witches and demons.

Need a break from all the magic? Check out Dana’s Twitter for some hilarious behind-the-scenes antics and her Instagram for exclusive sneak peeks. And don’t forget to join Dana’s Tumblr for daily doses of creativity and inspiration.

Still not convinced? How about a one-on-one interview with Rebecca Rose or a virtual hangout with the voice actors themselves? And if you’re in the mood for some epic tunes, we’ve got The Owl House’s soundtrack playlist on repeat.

Gear up in style with our official TOH merch from Hot Topic and Amazon, or snag some exclusive goodies from TheMysteryShack. And for the ultimate fan experience, don’t miss out on Dana and VA’s QA sessions where you can ask all your burning questions about the show.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to get lost in the enchanted forest or accidentally summon a demon while you’re at it. Happy crafting!

Step-Granny’s Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, childhood memories, college, Communication, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, graduation speech, grandparenting, high school graduation, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, postgrad degree, relationships, Server, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter rivalry, StepGrannys, stepmother, Support

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world!

Become the ultimate step-grandparent and raise virtual babies while dealing with stepdaughters who accuse you of stealing their parental thunder. Watch as your virtual grandchild gives a heartwarming speech about how you were their favorite storyteller, leaving their actual parent feeling left out and jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of competing with your stepdaughter for the love and affection of your virtual grandchild. Will you come out on top as the ultimate virtual parent figure, or will your stepdaughter steal the spotlight?

Join our server now and dive into the wild world of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have stepfamily dynamics to navigate?