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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1995 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7649 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
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