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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4402 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 261 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 5434 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
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